英語故事大學生

Ⅰ 大學生3分鍾英語搞笑故事帶翻譯

The Policeman and the Thief
Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. 「 We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.」 The thief said.
The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn』t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn』t see the thief but the back door of the shop.
The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.
Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, 「 Wait here,」 said the policeman 「 Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I』ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.」

警察與小偷
一次， 一個新上任的警察在小鎮上抓住了一個小偷，他決定把這小偷押送到城裡警察局去。在路上，他們路過了一家麵包店。「我們沒帶吃的，呆會兒肯定會餓的，讓我去給咱們買點麵包。你在這等等我啊。」小偷說道。
警察同意了，並在街上等了很長一段時間，但是，小偷一直沒有從商店出來。警察開始擔心了，他跑進商店，除了一扇開著的後門，他什麼也沒看見。
警察不得不很郁悶的獨自回到了警察局。
幸運的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。當他們路過同一條街，同一家商店時，「在這等著我，」警察說道，「上次，你從這家商店溜了，這次，我去買麵包，你必須在這等我！」

Ⅱ 適合大學生講的英語故事

DaVinci code

Ⅲ 有趣的英語故事 大學生水平

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A cobbler passed his time in singing from morning till night; it was wonderful to see, wonderful to hear him; he was more contented in making shoes, than was any of the seven sages. His neighbor, on the contrary, who was rolling in wealth, sung but little, and slept less. He was a banker; when by chance he fell into a doze at day-break, the cobbler awoke him with his song. The banker complained sadly that Providence had not made sleep a saleable commodity, like edibles or drinkables. Having at length sent for the songster, he said to him, "How much a year do you earn, Master Gregory?"

"How much a year, sir?" said the merry cobbler laughing, "I never reckon in that way, living as I do from one day to another; somehow I manage to reach the end of the year; each day brings its meal."

"Well then! How much a day do you earn, my friend?"

"Sometimes more, sometimes less; but the worst of it is, -and, without that our earnings would be very tolerable, -a number of days occur in the year on which we are forbidden to work; and the curate, moreover, is constantly adding some new saint to the list."

The banker, laughing at his simplicity, said, "In the future I shall place you above want. Take this hundred crowns, preserve them carefully, and make use of them in time of need."

The cobbler fancied he beheld all the wealth which the earth had proced in the past century for the use of mankind. Returning home, he buried his money and his happiness at the same time. No more singing; he lost his voice, the moment he acquired that which is the source of so much grief. Sleep quitted his dwelling; and cares, suspicions, and false alarms took its place. All day, his eye wandered in the direction of the treasure; and at night, if some stray cat made a noise, the cat was robbing him. At length the poor man ran to the house of his rich neighbor; "Give me back," said he, "sleep and my voice, and take your hundred crowns."

一個皮匠從早到晚在唱歌中度過。 無論見到他本人或聽見他的歌聲都使人覺得很愉快。 他對於製鞋工作比當上了希臘七聖還要滿足。 與此相反，他的鄰居是個銀行家，擁有萬貫家財，卻很少唱歌，晚上也睡得不好。 他偶爾在黎明時分迷迷糊糊剛入睡，皮匠的歌聲便把他吵醒了。 銀行家鬱郁寡歡地抱怨上帝沒有把睡眠也製成一種像食品或飲料那樣可以買賣的商品。 後來，銀行家就叫人把這位歌手請來，問道：「格列戈里師傅，你一年賺多少錢？」

「先生，你問我一年賺多少錢嗎？」快樂的皮匠笑道： 「我從來不算這筆帳，我是一天一天地過日子，總而言之堅持到年底，每天掙足三餐。」

「啊，朋友，那麼你一天賺多少錢呢？」

「有時多一點，有時少一點； 不過最糟糕的是一年中總有些日子不準我們做買賣，否則我們的收入也還算不錯的。 而牧師又常常在聖徒名單上添新名字。」

銀行家被皮匠的直率逗笑了，他說：「我要你從今以後不愁沒錢用。 這一百枚錢你拿去，小心放好，需要時拿來用吧。」

皮匠覺得自己好像看到了過去幾百年來大地為人類所需而製造出來的全部財富。 他回到家中，埋藏好硬幣，同時也埋藏了他的歡樂。 他不再唱歌了；從他得到這種痛苦的根源那一刻起，他的嗓子就啞了。 睡眠與他分了手；取而代之的卻是擔心、懷疑、虛驚。 白天，他的目光盡朝埋藏硬幣的方向望； 夜間，如果有隻迷途的貓弄出一點聲響，他就以為是有人來搶他的錢。 最後，這個可憐的皮匠跑到他那富有的鄰居家裡說：「把你的一百枚錢拿回去，還我的睡眠和歌聲來。」

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Ⅳ 我是一名大學生，想要一篇適合大學生的英語故事，請問有什麼好介紹不

汶川地震 感人英語
Power of their mothers' love
The young woman buried beneath debris looked as if she performing an ancient ritual. The palms of her hands were placed flat on the ground and she was bent over.
rescuer cried out to her, but there was no reply. The rescue team was about to move on and look for more survivors, when the team captain returned to have one more look. He found a baby under her body.
"A baby is still alive!" he said.
The three- or four-month-old baby was wrapped in a quilt. Uninjured, the baby was sleeping quietly.
His sweet, chubby face brought some comfort to those around him at the disaster site. Holding the baby up, a mobile phone was revealed.
On the phone's screen, a text message read: "Dear baby, if you survive, please remember that I love you forever "
The rescuers, hardened by the horrors of the disaste

Ⅳ 我最喜歡的童話故事大學生英語作文帶翻譯

In my life, I prefer fairy tales to other tories. I think they are very fun and sometimes make me happy. One of the moving fairy tales is a great story named "The Little Mermaid」. It was so sad that I almost cried along with it as I read . I like the feminine because of her kind and love. And when she died, she changed into a bubble.To love her prince she choose suffering.How great she is ! Although this story had a sad ending, this little girl who has true love moved everyone . She live inmy heart forever！
在我的生命中，我更喜歡其他的保守黨的童話。我覺得他們很有趣，有時會讓我快樂。一個動人的童話故事是一個偉大的故事，命名為「小美人魚」。它是如此的悲傷，我差點哭了，跟著我讀。我喜歡女性因為她的善良和愛。她死後，她變成了一個泡沫。愛她的王子，她選擇的痛苦。她是多麼偉大！雖然這個故事有一個悲傷的結局，這小女孩真的愛感動了所有人。她活在我的心中永遠！

Ⅵ 適合大學生英語演講的小故事

A wolf was almost dead with hunger. A house-dog saw him, and asked, "Friend, your irregular life will soon ruin you.

"Why don't you work steadily as I do, and get your food regularly?"

"I would have no objection," said the wolf, "if I could only get a place." "I will help you," said the dog. "Come with me to my master, and you shall share my work."

So the wolf and the dog went to the town together.

On the way the wolf saw that there was no hair around the dog's neck.

He felt quite surprised, and asked him why it was like that?

"Oh, it is nothing," said the dog. "Every night my master puts a collar around my neck and chains me up. You will soon get used to it."

"Is that the only reason?" said the wolf. "Then good-bye to you, my friend. I would rather be free."

一隻狼快要餓死了，一隻狗看見後問他：「你現在的無規律的生活一定會毀掉你，為什麼不像我一樣穩定地幹活並有規律地獲得食物呢?」

狼說：「如果我有個地方住，我沒有意見。」狗回答說：「跟我到主人那裡去，我們一起工作。」於是狼和狗一起回到了村子。

在路上，狼注意到狗的脖子上有一圈沒有毛，他很奇怪地問為什麼會那樣。

「噢，沒有什麼，」狗說，「我的主人每天晚上都用一條鐵鏈子拴住我，你很快就會習慣的。」「就是因為這個原因嗎?」狼說道，「那麼，再見了，我的朋友，我寧願選擇自由。」

Ⅶ 適合大學生講的英語小故事

Last week, I came across a stray dog when I was taking a walk in my neighborhood. It was a cold day, and there was nobody around. I stopped and he looked at me helplessly. 「What a poor dog!」 I thought. Then I decided to bring him home. When we got back home, I gave him some food and drinks and played with him, but it seemed that he was a little sad. I knew he was missing his owner. What could I do? I came up with an idea. Then I put up a 『Dog-Found-Notice』 at the gate of our neighborhood with the help of Dad. A few days later, the owner of the dog came to my house. I was very happy to see the little dog go home with his owner, and I feel proud that I was able to give others a helping hand. 上周當我在社區散步時遇到了一隻流浪狗，天氣很冷，周圍沒有人。我停了下來，他無助地望著我。我想「多麼可憐的狗呀！」然後我決定把他帶回家。當我們回到家，我喂給他吃的，給他喝的，並和他一起玩耍。但他似乎有點悲傷。我知道他在想念他的主人。我該怎麼做？我想到了個注意。然後我在父親的幫助下在小區門口貼了個尋狗啟示。幾天後，狗的主人來到我家，我非常高興看到小狗隨主人回了家。給他人幫助我感到很自豪。

Ⅷ 想要一個關於兩個人是大學生對話的英語小故事

Eric和Patty是好朋友，也是大學同學。他們中午一起吃飯，聊起了校園生活。
Professor: In this first part, we will learn how to ask what classes someone is taking.
Patty: Hi Eric! Are you having fun at college?
Eric: Yes, it's great. How many classes are you taking?
Patty: I'm taking four classes. Are you taking a lot of classes?
Eric: I'm taking three classes.
Professor Bowman, Eric怎麼只選三門課？美國大學生的日子也太輕鬆了吧！
Professor: Well Winnie, maybe they are taking hard classes and have to study a lot. 自學者英語論壇以寓教於樂的方式打造最好的免費自學柿? 這么說也有道理。可能正是因為課程難度大，所以他們才只選幾門課。
Professor: Let's listen and find out what their classes are. Patty: What classes are you taking?
Eric: Well, I'm taking English classes.
Patty: I see. Well I'm taking a lot of science classes, like chemistry.
Eric: Chemistry? Wow, that sounds hard. You must have a lot of work.
Professor Bowman， Eric為什麼要選英文課呢？英語不是他的母語么？這算不算投機取巧？
Professor: Well Winnie, some English classes are hard, even for Americans. Students have to read very hard books. 原來如此。那麼，在美國大學里，學生們是不是每天都要上課呢？
Professor: Well, let's listen to Eric and Patty talking about when they have classes.
Patty: What's your schele like?
Eric: It's great! I only have classes from Monday to Thursday!
Patty: You don't have any classes on Friday?
Eric: No, so I can have fun with my friends on Thursday night.
Eric不光選修英文課，而且一個禮拜只上四天課，這怎麼可能？
Professor: Yes, some students have easy scheles. Now let's listen to them talking about their professors.
Eric: Who is your chemistry professor?
Patty: I got Professor Franklin for chemistry. He's really great!
Eric: Who did you get for math?
Patty: I got Professor Martinez for math. He's good, but the TA is so boring. TA? TA是什麼？
Professor: A TA is a "teaching assistant." They are older students who help professors teach the younger students.
TA就是Teaching Assistant的縮寫，也就是助教的意思。Patty說她很喜歡自己的數學教授，不過教授的那位助教卻非常沉悶無聊。
Professor: Right. You know, if my students don't study hard enough, sometimes I'll get a mean TA to help me teach. 我們不認真，你就要找個厲害的TA，那我們如果特別認真，你就會找個特別帥的TA嘍？Professor: No. If I get a cute TA, everyone will have a crush on him and study less. Now Eric and Patty are going to talk about what clubs they are in.
Patty: I'm in some fun clubs.
Eric: What kind of clubs are you in?
Patty: I do all kinds of things. I do some academic clubs, but other clubs are just for fun. 哇, Patty 可真行，加入了這么多課外社團。
Professor, 美國大學中都有那些社團呢？
Professor: Some clubs are academic. Students study together for tests or discuss current events. Some clubs are just for fun. They do things like yoga and hip hop dancing.瑜珈社和街舞社，聽起來真不錯！不知道Eric加入了什麼社團沒有！
Eric: I'm only in a hip hop dancing club. It's really fun.
Patty: A dancing club? I love hip hop music, and I love dancing.
Eric: You should join. It's not full, and there are plenty of spaces left.
Patty: I think I will. It would be fun to do a club together.
Eric只參加了街舞社？他這個人，課只選了三門，每周只上四天課，連跟學習有關的課外社團也不參加。唉，他過得也太輕鬆了吧！

Ⅸ 大學生以我的故事為主題寫一篇英語作文

我的故事(My story)
      My name is Michael. I will tell you a story about myself. 
     I graated from China University of Mining and technology in 2008. I was hired by Founder Software Co., as a Net engineer in the previous 11 months. I significantly benefit from these knowledge on Visual Studio 2008, Microsoft SQL Server 2000 etc learned in school.
     I am working in VaconCN now as an IT website engineer. I think I can do this job very well, at the same time; it』s a challenge to me. I can learn more new knowlege.
     I like to play badminton. I play it Xinghai Coliseum Every weekend. It』s very interesting. I also like go to KTV with my friends, I like Ben john. I think his best song is 「it is my life」. When I headed it, this song concert blew me away.