大學生英語短劇劇本
Ⅰ 大學生英文話劇劇本
(Curtain up)
[幕拉開，燈光不開，同時我們的Storyteller 開始道來]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show. Today I』m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.
[說到這里，幕已全開。然後後燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.
Act 1
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂禪
SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。
Wang-yun: 心理獨白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there』s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou』s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現，雙手合十，默默祈禱）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It』s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，發現貂）What are you doing ,my dear?
Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That』s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let』s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]O---K
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換)
Act 2
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan』s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 燈光亮起。At Wang-yun』s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Servant: It's eight.
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don』t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.]
[她進去了。同時，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作為熱身准備的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音樂轉輕至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I』m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一個漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下頭。
王允開始介紹]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I』ve admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父親的身後] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激動萬分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[呂布回去，王允和貂禪對話]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can』t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[給刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然聽到有人來了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬著頭。傲慢地走進來。王允被嚇倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It』s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出畢業文憑，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，響起『至少還有你』，然後演貂禪的演員跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以讓大家心曠神怡。]
[舞罷]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓贈於她一塊玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換。背景道具變化，表示場景的較大變化)
Act3
地點：董卓安置貂禪的別院
人物：呂布，士兵，貂禪，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father』s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
燈光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou』s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying 「Dong』s Pavilion」
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong』s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包銀子]
Soldier: Ok.[呂布進]
[士兵走到一旁滿足的笑笑。呂布氣勢洶洶沖到貂房裡。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don』t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[呂布憤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包銀子給他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走開]
貂[哭著]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn』t tell you about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It』s all right. Don』t blame yourself.
In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身後，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退後三步
(燈光漸漸變暗直到看不見為止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 燈光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心裡） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(響起「左右為難」高潮段音樂，「一邊是友情，一邊是愛情」) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can』t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can』t live without her! She is so helpless under Dong-zhou』s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(燈光全部打開，照亮整個舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don』t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂頭喪氣。燈光變得很昏暗，
只有追光燈打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu聽到Diao-chan的聲音，突然抬起頭。]
Diao-chan： Let』s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他此感中走了出來]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一腳，然後和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步離去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的屍體和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音樂起)：After Dong Zhou』s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.
The end
Ⅱ 急需大學生英語話劇劇本，最好是外國關於人生哲理的，25分鍾左右的
灰姑娘（Cinderella）
第一場布景：灰姑娘家 旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much. 父親: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them? 灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（開心地接過） 父親: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are COMING. 後媽: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! （四周看了看，開始亂翻東西，拿起些東西來看） 後媽女兒（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一個個用手指點） Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 後媽女兒（2）:（打開衣櫃，翻翻看看） Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that』s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑過去，想把那條裙子拿過來). 後媽女兒（2）： Who are YOU? (把那條裙子藏到一邊，厭惡地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了幾步，回頭看後媽，用手指指了指灰姑娘） 後媽: She is your little sister. But it doesn't matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. RIGHT NOW! 灰姑娘: Why? I'm not your servant.（插著腰，皺著眉很生氣的樣子） 後媽: Yeah.（點頭）. But from NOW ON you are our servant.（很兇的樣子） 後媽女兒（1）: Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 後媽女兒（2）：I like her necklace. (搶走她的項鏈戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, PLEASE!!! (哭喊)
旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，掃地，干別的家務活） She had no room to live and she have to sleep in sofa（睡在沙發上）; she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. 第二場布景：灰姑娘家 （士兵在門外敲門） 後媽: Who is it? 士兵: I'm the soldier of the palace. (後媽打開門)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 後媽: What is it? (打開信看——歡呼，向後媽女兒（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 後媽女兒（1）: Hooray! I'll be the queen! 後媽女兒（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not YOU!!
後媽: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出來問道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 兩個後媽女兒: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起來) 灰姑娘（看著在鏡子前整理衣服化妝的後媽）：Mum，please, can I… 後媽: Girls, are you ready? Let's go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven』t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework FIRST! Good night!! (後媽和她的女兒很驕傲地走出門外，灰姑娘很傷心地坐到地上哭了。這時，貓、鴿子和狗來了) 灰姑娘: （猛然發現）Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 貓,鴿子,狗: Don't be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much. But I haven』t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? WHO can help me? 仙女:（突然跳著舞出現） Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（揮動魔杖，用南瓜變成馬車，用老馬變成馬車夫，用老鼠變成馬，用狗變成侍者，把灰姑娘變得很漂亮） 貓、鴿子和變成侍者的狗:（睜大眼睛，看著灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful! 貓: You're the most beautiful girl I've EVER seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! （拉拉灰姑娘的手） 鴿子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! （歡快地飛來飛去） 仙女: Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 o'clock. REMEMBER, 12 o』 clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Thank you, kind fairy. (沖出門外) 仙女: (對灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Don't forget the time! 灰姑娘: I won't forget. (跳上馬車)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (揮動手帕，消失在暮色中) 第三場布景：皇宮中
大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（這時，王子走了出來，向所有來賓鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子們走上前） 大臣（2）：（將頭轉向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皺起眉頭）Mmm…I don』t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣們: （驚嘆）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （眾來賓驚恐地回過頭） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，開始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.
(12點的鍾聲猛然敲響了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一隻鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵們: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵們: Yes, highness! 第四場布景：灰姑娘家的花園中
灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的幫助，變回了原樣）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn』t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…
鴿子: Cinderella, don』t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （貓和變回原樣的狗點頭附和）
灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的樣子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven』t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼著小曲跳走了） 第五場布景：灰姑娘家
（士兵敲門） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.
後媽: Good morning. What』s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 後媽:（笑著說）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身後招招手，讓女兒（1）過來）
後媽女兒（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿開） 後媽女兒（2）: （跳著大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（說著把腳伸進鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿開） 後媽: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（馬上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走來） 後媽 :You? That』s impossible! （大喊著，做出「快滾」的手勢） 後媽女兒（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （譏笑） 後媽女兒（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders』 time! （諷刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（輕輕把腳伸進去）Thank you! (試鞋,正好合適) 後媽和兩個女兒：It couldn』t be Cinderella! It couldn』t be!! Maybe there』s something wrong, sir! （瘋了一樣大叫）
士兵們: Wonderful! It's yours! It fits for you very well! Pretty queen CINDERELLA!! （歡呼雀躍,接走灰姑娘） 第六場布景：皇宮中 士兵: Highness! We have found the beautiful girl. 王子: Really? That's wonderful! I'll come at once. 仙女: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time. (頃刻間將灰姑娘變美麗) 王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:（什麼也沒說，點點頭，擁抱王子，兩人跑回宮中） 貓、鴿子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella! We wish you HAPPY FOREVER!!
後媽和後媽女兒們: How did it happen? It is not true!! (昏倒) 旁白：The story finished. Cinderella found her happiness. She and Prince Edward got married! And that brings us to the end of the play. Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!
Ⅲ 求大學生英語話劇劇本~~!!
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
Ⅳ 求大學生搞笑英語短劇劇本 急啊
Comedy jokes (screenplay)
The first three to play, with comments. A, then up.
A: (suddenly, snapped) collection! ! !
(Four quick points good team, stood in a team, facing the audience.)
A: The most brutal military training now! (They laugh, talk)
Shut up -----! ! (Silence!) My name is Chen, I hope that we actively work with! (Applause)
A: The first project will now proceed to military training, "attention" (that's very strict, severe) Attention! -
B: (At this point we are idle, Mr. B was standing there, head toward the day, thoughtfully think about. Suddenly heard his tone "------" then a look at PHS him, but he did not know if the same, so are quickly picked up his PHS) Mary ------, feed it? ---- Oh, like the red rose or black rose it! (Listen for a while) OK! I walked piece of the World, hell and high water, but also for you to find it! ! OK! Bye ----!
(Answer the phone at the same time, we are all laughing at him, only a silent)
A: What are you doing?
(B a little bit embarrassed, but did not say anything, just head low)
(C subsequently interrupted)
C: instructors, you do not know, he's captured the hearts of thousands of women, but our so-called, on the 80-year-old grandmother, down to the XI-year-old girl "in Mr. B Yeah.
A: (C finished so quickly grasped the hand of B) Are you on the rivers and lakes is known as the "jade tree, smooth and slick," the ...... what is it (the other people laugh)
Good, though you are heroes, but also to listen to my instructors!
B: YES, SIR! (Quickly at attention!)
The military the second "goose" is now asking the students one by one to go!
(The previous three were normal, but small, he used his special turtle-step)
A: (shaking his head while watching the others laugh and talk, and some find fault with the)
Listen! -, What did you go? (Gesturing) What is this, you know?
D: (shaking his head side of his mouth) Do not know
A: My family has raised the turtle (pointing to him) so you walk like a turtle it! My Big Brother it! (Said as he stamps his feet)
D: (two-hand into a fist) Thank you very much (audience laughs pull)
(At this time a nearly pull air down and do the movements.)
A: It is now done in situ transfer method. To do - turn!
(I saw standing blankly C, A sent away to other people, and then tap on his back)
C: (very loudly) Yeah! !
(A shocked)
A: like what? My little brother maybe - it was a kookaburra!
D: (D rob said something) No, he is a papaya!
A: Papaya has a mouth, not to become a kookaburra it?
C: (stamped) My God? Papaya change kookaburra, not more then spent it? (Look in the mirror), a hairstyle, after doing a good job.
A: stand at attention. Now go back with me again (walking)
(All laugh)
A: It is now resting place
Four people together, crow up, he engaged in a hair (a walk in the front, they walk in the back, C picked up the hat of a fling, do not know the whereabouts of a hand on things)
A: Who took my hat pulled?
Four: Just a gust of wind came.
Took out a mirror from his pocket and quickly took pictures.
A: The hair is not messy, okay.
Ⅳ 急求5個人表演的大學生英語話劇劇本，表演在8分鍾左右
Scene1（At Salesman』s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販） (小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let』s ask him. A: OK! C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I』m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面) S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（輕蔑） M&A: Money?(對視) M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場) M: What can we do now? A: Let』s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Ⅵ 急求8個人表演的大學生英語話劇劇本，，表演在10分鍾左右
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Ⅶ 大學英語短劇劇本
Yellow
Cen Jie:My bird is yellow.
Sarah:My cat isyellow,too.
Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird.
Sarah:Look at my yellow cat.
Amy:frog is yellow.
Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green.
Amy:frog is yellow!