英語情景劇大學生

A. 急求大學英語情景劇，4人或5人的，勵志加點搞笑，英語課堂上表演用的。謝謝

英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）

小松鼠：（軟翻上）
小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don』t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You』d better go and prepare for it.
你們最好快去做准備工作吧！
小猴：Look, I』m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排練嗎？（准備前滾翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don』t play any more.
你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。
小松鼠：Let』s go! Little monkey! 我們走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我們一起走嗎？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I』m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I』ll be back soon.
謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。我馬上就回來。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等會見！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美麗的孔雀。 你在哪裡？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I』m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什麼？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don』t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。

狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I』m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你願意一起參加嗎？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我從不和醜陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長，

They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（對觀眾）
他們太可怕了。 並且你所有的朋友都和你一樣醜陋。你們說呢？

狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That』s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。 這對你不好。 雖然我們並不漂亮。
We』ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！並請參加我們的音樂劇吧！
We all like your dance.我們都喜歡你跳舞。

孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I』ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我從不為醜陋的人跳舞。 並且我不需要你們的幫助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀……
孔雀：（打斷狐狸的話）Don』t say any more. You ugly fox.
你別說了，醜陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。

孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。

大灰狼：（自言自語）I』m so hungry. I』m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太餓了。 我太餓了。 那些小精靈們團結的那麼緊。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我聽說他們又搞什麼森林音樂會。 我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。
I』m so hungry. Oh, there』s a big hole in the tree.
What』s in it? Is there something for me?
我太餓了。 哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那裡面有什麼呢？有什麼可吃的呢？
Oh, what』s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won』t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什麼？一隻美麗的孔雀。 我想我不會再餓肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那兩只結實的胳膊。他們定是美味的。

孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who』s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什麼？你想干什麼？
大灰狼：Aha! I』m your good friend. Don』t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 別害怕。
孔雀：I haven』t got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That』s OK! Otherwise I』ll have no such a chance.
這就對了！否則的話我怎麼會有這樣的機會呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一隻大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I』m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你說對了。 我太餓了。 你是我豐盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..

大灰狼：Don』t run away. My little dear!
別跑，我的小乖乖。

猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
聽！誰在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 誰在喊救命？

（幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it』s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let』s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一隻狼正在追趕她。 我的朋友們，讓我們快去幫她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (聲音漸弱，倒下，狼正要撲過去)

鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I』ll kill you.
滾開！小東西！滾開！要不我就殺了你。
鹿：If you don』t want to die. You』d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的話。 你最好馬上離開這兒。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饒了我吧！ 饒了我吧！
鹿：Don』t bully us again.
以後不許再傷害我們的朋友。
大灰狼：I won』t.! I won』t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 謝謝你！謝謝你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don』t cry any more ! 別哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
讓我給你檢查一下，沒事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美麗的孔雀，讓我來幫助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
謝謝你們，讓我成為你們的朋友吧！讓我為你們表演最美的舞蹈。
眾：Welcome! Welcome ! 歡迎歡迎！
鹿：Now let』s go and have our forest concert.
現在讓我們一起去開森林音樂會吧！
眾：Ok! Let』s go together!
好！我們走！

B. 求大學英語短劇

A Story of Affinity, Love, and Faithfulness

Introcer[五位演員一起登場，由一位講解員進行介紹.]
Hello, everybody here. This is a story about Diao-chan.
Now I want to introce all the characters for you.
The first role is Diao-chan, the female hero in this play.
This is Wang-yun, Diao-chan』s father. And our lovely soldier.
A brutish man, Dong-zhuo. The last is the greatest fighter
in our
story, Lyu-bu, General Lyu.
Now let』s begin our story.
[演員、講解員回到幕後]

(Curtain up)
[幕拉開，燈光不開，同時我們的Storyteller 開始道來]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy
my show. Today I』m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a
marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story
about loyalty and betrayal.
[說到這里，幕已全開。然後後燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet
late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying
about the future of his country.
Act 1
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂禪
SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。
Wang-yun: 心理獨白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for
power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there』s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou』s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現，雙手合十，默默祈禱）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It』s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，發現貂）What are you doing ,my dear?
Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That』s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression
on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let』s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]O---K
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換)
Act 2
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan』s plan, Wang-yun has invited both
Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 燈光亮起。At Wang-yun』s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle
of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don』t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK?
[She walks in.]
[她進去了。同時，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作為熱身准備的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音樂轉輕至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang.
How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan,
has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would
like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I』m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一個漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下頭。
王允開始介紹]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I』ve
admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父親的身後] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激動萬分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[呂布回去，王允和貂禪對話]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks
God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can』t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[給刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然聽到有人來了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬著頭。傲慢地走進來。王允被嚇倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It』s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出畢業文憑，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you
think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，響起『至少還有你』，然後演貂禪的演員跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以讓大家心曠神怡。]
[舞罷]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓贈於她一塊玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her
beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換。背景道具變化，表示場景的較大變化)
Act3
地點：董卓安置貂禪的別院
人物：呂布，士兵，貂禪，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to
his father』s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
燈光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou』s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying 「Dong』s Pavilion」
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong』s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包銀子]
Soldier: Ok.[呂布進]
[士兵走到一旁滿足的笑笑。呂布氣勢洶洶沖到貂房裡。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don』t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[呂布憤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包銀子給他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走開]
貂[哭著]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn』t tell you
about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It』s all right. Don』t blame yourself. In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身後，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退後三步
(燈光漸漸變暗直到看不見為止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage,
燈光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心裡） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(響起「左右為難」高潮段音樂，「一邊是友情，一邊是愛情」) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so
brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can』t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can』t live without her!
She is so helpless under Dong-zhou』s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(燈光全部打開，照亮整個舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don』t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂頭喪氣。燈光變得很昏暗，
只有追光燈打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu聽到Diao-chan的聲音，突然抬起頭。]
Diao-chan： Let』s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他從傷感中走了出來]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一腳，然後和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步離去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的屍體和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音樂起)：After Dong Zhou』s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.
The end

ppt的話，你要自己找圖片，有幾個場景，就找幾張，ppt 只能起到換場景作用
重點是音樂，把音樂找好，就可以事半功倍
然後插入到ppt中，設置好播放時間即可。找個ppt能力不錯的，很容易

C. 急求大學生英語短劇，情景是兩個人爭角色，一個人偶爾插幾句勸說的話。謝謝啦！

Three old men and a housewife
A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said," I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
" Is the man of the house home?" they asked.
" No," she said." He's out."
" Then we cannot come in," they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
" Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
" We do not go into a house together," they replied.
" Why is that?" she wanted to know.
One of the old men explained:" His name is Wealth," he said, pointing to one of his friends, and then pointed to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, " Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what the old man had said. Her husband was overjoyed.
" How nice!" he said." Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. " My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.She jumped in with her own suggestion:" Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
" Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
" Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the three old men, " Who is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:" I only invited Love. Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together:" If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"

D. 大學生英文話劇劇本

(Curtain up)
[幕拉開，燈光不開，同時我們的Storyteller 開始道來]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show. Today I』m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.
[說到這里，幕已全開。然後後燈打開，從觀眾角度來看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.

Act 1
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂禪
SCENE 前燈打開，觀眾角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音樂響起，伴隨著《三國演義》的主題歌，王允在來回踱著步哀嘆。
Wang-yun: 心理獨白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there』s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou』s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(說完王很心痛得走，貂禪出現，雙手合十，默默祈禱）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允聽到了聲音,循聲而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It』s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，發現貂）What are you doing ,my dear?

Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That』s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let』s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口氣，緩緩地道出]O---K
(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換)

Act 2
地點：王允家
人物：王允，貂蟬，呂布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan』s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 燈光亮起。At Wang-yun』s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Servant: It's eight.
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don』t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.]
[她進去了。同時，響起butterfly樂曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作為熱身准備的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [覺得BUTTERFLY的聲音太響，不堪忍受回頭說了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音樂轉輕至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I』m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一個漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下頭。
王允開始介紹]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I』ve admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父親的身後] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激動萬分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[呂布回去，王允和貂禪對話]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can』t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[給刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然聽到有人來了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬著頭。傲慢地走進來。王允被嚇倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It』s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出畢業文憑，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，響起『至少還有你』，然後演貂禪的演員跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以讓大家心曠神怡。]
[舞罷]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓贈於她一塊玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]

(燈光暗後復亮，表示場景的轉換。背景道具變化，表示場景的較大變化)

Act3
地點：董卓安置貂禪的別院
人物：呂布，士兵，貂禪，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father』s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
燈光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou』s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying 「Dong』s Pavilion」
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong』s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包銀子]
Soldier: Ok.[呂布進]
[士兵走到一旁滿足的笑笑。呂布氣勢洶洶沖到貂房裡。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don』t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[呂布憤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包銀子給他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走開]
貂[哭著]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn』t tell you about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It』s all right. Don』t blame yourself.
In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身後，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退後三步
(燈光漸漸變暗直到看不見為止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 燈光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心裡） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(響起「左右為難」高潮段音樂，「一邊是友情，一邊是愛情」) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can』t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can』t live without her! She is so helpless under Dong-zhou』s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(燈光全部打開，照亮整個舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don』t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂頭喪氣。燈光變得很昏暗，
只有追光燈打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu聽到Diao-chan的聲音，突然抬起頭。]
Diao-chan： Let』s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他此感中走了出來]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一腳，然後和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步離去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的屍體和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音樂起)：After Dong Zhou』s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.

The end

E. 求英語情景劇劇本，大概10分鍾，最好有關大學校園生活的，內容積極，不要惡搞，搞笑點沒事。

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.

F. 求英語話劇（大學四人女生的，大約6分鍾）

THE MASK 面膜
劇情大意：
Julie是一個很愛美的高中生，在班上人緣很好，但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲。對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天後發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰，於是她將浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上，隔天早上起床後，可怕的事情就發生了……
Narrator
Julie
Cathy
Debbie
Teresa
David
Julie』s dad
Julie』s mom
Classmate A
Classmate B
Classmate C
Classmate D

Scene 1
Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, ring lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on.
Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool.
Teresa: What about me? I don』t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange?
Cathy: Gosh, I don』t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently)
(The other girls laugh)
Debbie: God, you don』t know anything, do you, Cathy?
Teresa: Yeah, you don』t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!
(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.)
Cathy: At least I』m not stupid like you! Don』t you have something better to talk about than make-up?
Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you』re so ugly!
Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up!
Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right.
Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.)
(Cathy is irritated and tears drop.)
Scene 2
Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.
David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie?
Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday.
David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight!
Julie: It was an emergency!
David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie』s face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way.
Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It』s huge! It』s so big!
David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I』m not surprised. (Laugh and leave.)
Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency.
(Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of 「Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples」 and read the instructions.)
Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water.
(Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right?
(Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.)
Narrator: So that』s exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla!
(Lights off)
Scene 3
(The alarm clock goes off at six o』clock)
Narrator: It』s another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o』clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there』s something wrong…(Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.)
Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn』t even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can』t. She runs to her parents』 room with the jar of mask)
Narrator: She goes to her parents』 room and wakes them up.
(Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.)
Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.)
Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face?
Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.)
Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don』t you do experiments in science any more or what?
Julie: Gffrr…
Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You』re going to school. I』m sure the mask will come off sooner or later.
Jule: HHRGGHHDD!!
Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient.
Narrator: Julie couldn』t believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today?
Scene 4
Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie?
Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny!
Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?
Classmate B: She』s just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie)
Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into a laugh)
(The whole class start laughing. Then the first class bell rings)
Teresa: Listen Nessie, your face is green, my T-shirt』s pink and Debbie』s jeans are blue. We can』t possibly sit together today!
(They both laugh and walk away. Cathy sees that scene.)
Cathy: Hi, Julie. There』s a seat next to me, if you want. (They go to the back of the classroom and sit down.)
Cathy: Hey, come on, silly. Don』t cry because of them. They』re just stupid.
(Julie can』t help stop, and salty tears run down her face. Cathy starts smiling and gets a mirror out her bag.)
Cathy: Look, Julie!
Julie: NNNGGGG!(She doesn』t want to look at her horrible green face.)
Cathy: Look! (Julie looks into the mirror.) The salt in your tears is reacting with the mask, you see. A simple chemical reaction. Can you speak now?
Julie: Yes! Yes, I can. Oh Cathy, thank you so much. I』m so sorry I was horrible to you yesterday.
Cathy: Don』t worry, Julie. Now do you understand how I felt?
Julie: Hmm, Terrible. Oh no, here comes Doctor Murphy. I haven』t done my homework!
Cathy: Here you are, Julie, you can mine.
Julie: Oh thanks a lot, Cath. You are too good to me. How can you ever forgive me?
~The End~

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G. 大學英語話劇

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（學校食堂里，下課鈴剛響）
Narrator:又一個上午過去了，食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。「襄樊學院廣播台提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象，注意排隊秩序」。
（人潮湧進，餐桌上迅速被書和包佔領，賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍，A與B小跑上場）
A：Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:(看看手錶)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆擠來擠去的人)like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~
Scene2
(A的辦公室內)
Narrator:果然，下午的聽力課上，A又睡著了，這次，她夢到了她的理想生活……
(A坐在辦公桌前，秘書走進)
秘書：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
(秘書退至一旁，音樂老師推門進)
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：(拿著幾張CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停頓片刻)The next one!(體育老師上)
A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
體：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.
體：Good!Boys,come on!(演員上場，表演花式籃球，配樂)
體：Are you satisfied?
A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
體：Ok.Have a good week!(體育老師下，秘書和服務員上)
秘：A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)
服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下場，秘書上前整理書桌 ，A翻看雜志)
秘：(整理完畢，打開文件夾)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.(飯菜送上)That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.(退場)
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的計算機課變成了網吧的實踐課，這不，只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網吧，用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍，猛然地發現座無虛席，於是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網吧，劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團！
(A跑進網吧，找台電腦迅速坐下，開始游戲。音樂起，表演真人版勁舞團)
(數分鍾後)
A：(伸個懶腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就這樣，A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年，終於到了要找工作的時候，A卻四處碰壁，聽到的最多的一句話莫過於——
面試官：(很禮貌地請A離開)I'm so sorry!
(A那著簡歷，垂頭喪氣地從台上走了一圈，腦海中不停回響那句話「Narrator:I'm so sorry……")
Scene5
(聽力考試的考場上，老師開始收卷，發現A在酣睡)
Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結束了，A的夢也該 醒了……
老師：(很不耐煩地拍拍桌子，發現A仍然沒醒，然後提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:(換個睡覺姿勢)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起試卷遞上去)
老師：(看到空白的試卷，搖搖頭)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
(下課鈴響，老師無奈離開，同學們紛紛沖出教室，只有B還等著A)
B：Hey!(看錶)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:(剛剛清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(歡呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(歡快語氣).
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音樂起)
~The End~

H. 跪求一篇關於大學生活有關的英文4人短劇

True meaning of college life
旁白一：
What』s
the
true
meaning
of
the
life?
This
question
is
hovering
in
my
mind
when
I
entered the college
。
（多鏡頭切換，從不同視角拍主角在在操場行走）

生活的真正意義是什麼？當我邁進大學開始，這個問題就在我的腦海盤旋。

（開始回憶最開始進入大學的時候）
I still remember that day when I came here first day.
（提
著行李箱，站在南門，抬頭著校門對大學充滿了期望）
As time goes by, I feel more and more
confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my
best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.
我仍然記得我第一天來到這里的情形。
時光流逝，
我對於大學生活越來越困惑。
這個問題困
擾我很久了，我盡我所能的去尋找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

Scene 1
第一人：

旁白：
Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind?
同學，請問你心中的大學生活是什麼樣子的
?
A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn
』
t waste the time.
What
we
should
do
is
to
make
good
use
of
every
minute.
What
』

more,
young
as
we
are,
university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing
something new.
A
：奧，大學生活啊，應該是充實的。在我看來，不應該任時間被浪費掉。應該充分利用每
一分鍾。其次，
對於年輕人而言，大學生活還應該是富有激情的。
我們要多出去見識一下世
面，多闖盪闖盪。

B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affair
s. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat
on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,i
t is useful.
I』ve
been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening.
翻譯：我平時很少上網，偶爾上網也是為了查查資料，了解時事而已啦。在我看來，我們應
該多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上網聊天，看些亂七八糟的偶像劇。看看這本書，它
非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已經被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我該練習聽力了！

第三人：

旁白：
hey, guy, what are you doing?
C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don
』
t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please,
I
』
m very busy. Don
』
t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD!
OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an alt, what the most important is enjoying yourself
here and now. We have no time before we really go to work.
Don』t
you think so?

C
：當然是在學習嗎！來大學不學習，那是來干什麼的！

第四人：

D:
Stupid
Cunt!
College
isn
』
t
the
ivory
tower
that
you
have
imagined!
College
is
bridge
which
relates
us
to
society.
College
students
are
supposed
to
take
a
knowledge
for
the
society
in

advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ
聲音響起
)Oh
，
It is high time that I talked about
the practical
job. Don』t
bother me.

旁白二：
Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is
not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second
to
find out the
answer. I want to get more.
在聽了他們的答案後，
我對生活更加迷茫。
我想這不是我要的答案。
那大學生活打底應該想
什麼樣啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2
E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have
dreamt about the university life is this?
(
早上
9
點才起床，伸懶腰，戴上眼鏡。在床上完了一會手機，一晃就
10
點半啦。慢吞吞的
下床，繼續打游戲
)
E: However, now this is like:
(
凌晨
5
點半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在電腦上查閱資料，寫作業，一直重復這樣的工作直到
12
點，才緩緩地上床睡覺。

F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this:
But actually:
(
與美女擦肩邂逅，共同學習，約會；實際上，碰了一個哥們兒，成為了好基友
)

旁白三：
My d
ormitory mates don』t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch
the true meaning of the college life.
我的室友沒有給我答案。我想自己去追尋生活，我自己去找尋真諦。

Scene 3

C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!
嗨，你看到了很多兼職在招人嗎？聽上去不錯額！

D:
I
saw
that!
There
would
be
a
lot
of
little
posters
around
the
university,
says
「
Recruitment
……
100 Yuan an hour.
」
I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private
tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that
I could make much money.

我看見了。校園里到處都是很多小廣告，上面寫著「招聘
……
一小時
100
元」我已經找了很
多兼職了，比如家教，電腦銷售員，肯德基服務員等等。讓我想想，加起來有
5
個吧。我想
這可以轉不少的錢啦

C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have
enough time to complete your study? Don
』
t forget that you have also joined the Student
』
s Union.
我的天哪，
5
個？你肯定是瘋了。你找了這么多兼職，你還是時間學習嗎？別忘了，你還參
加了學生會額。

D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy

I. 大學英語課上的小短劇，三分鍾，四個人，題目是關於日常大學生活的，謝謝

《不屈的生命》校園勵志話劇劇本

人物：艾新（美院學生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院長

開場：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁邊一張醒目的招牌：免費畫像。艾新抱著一塊畫板，耳朵上夾著一支鉛筆，低
頭沉思著什麼。

場外音：某星期天下午，市中心廣場。

一面容憂愁的女士走過來，想要坐下，又有些猶豫。艾新抬起頭，微笑著請女士坐下，她才很勉強地坐下了
，並下意識地捋了一下有些亂的頭發，顯得有些局促不安。艾新示意她放鬆，隨後將畫板擱在自己的雙腿上
，取下耳朵上的鉛筆，開始作畫，他畫畫的動作很灑脫，透出專業和自信。

艾新：你好象很不開心？

女士：你怎麼知道？

艾新：我是學畫畫的，這點觀察力還是有的。

女士：（有點想哭）我不開心和你有什麼關系？

艾新：對，本來我們之間是沒有什麼關系，我只是希望我看到的每個人都能快快樂樂的。

女士：（略為所動，但還是有些猶豫，良久）那，那我問你一個問題？

艾新：你問吧！

女士：你，你覺得我是不是――長得――特別難看？（又捋了捋頭發，很緊張地等待著回答，顯然這個答案
對她來說很重要）

艾新：不，誰說的？誰這么沒有眼光？你蠻好看的。

女士：（發自內心的一笑，但馬上又收起笑容）你騙我！

艾新：我沒有騙你，你長得真的很有特點，很象一幅很有名的油畫里的女子，尤其是眼神，那種淡淡的憂郁
，有一種飄忽不定的高貴的氣質。太象了，哦！想起來了，是陳易飛的一幅油畫，名字叫《憂郁的秋天》，
畫的是一位美麗的女子，憑窗而望，思念遠方的心上人。就因為那眼神，這幅畫還獲得過國際大獎呢？

女士：是嗎？（從包里翻出一面小鏡子，顧影自憐起來，很快又收起來）你是美院的學生吧？

艾新：是啊，我是美術學院的

女士：搞藝術的就是不一樣，看東西就比一般人准！

艾新：呵，過獎過獎！

女士：其實我――我一直是一個很自卑的人，害怕與別人交往。

艾新：那又何必呢？其實每個人都有自己的閃光之處，只是有些人的明顯，比如漂亮的臉蛋，勻稱的身材，
有些人的優點隱藏在他們的外表之後，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，優雅的氣質……我倒覺得後者更為持
久更為可貴。

女士：話雖這么說，可是世人的眼光……

艾新：為什麼要去管別人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！

艾新已經將畫完成，但並沒有馬上將畫交給女士。

艾新：我有個請求？

女士：啊？什麼請求？

艾新：你可以把這幅畫送給我嗎？要不，我再給你畫一張？

女士：（趕快搶過畫）那可不行！（拿著畫細細地端詳著，不覺會心地一笑，自言自語：真的很好看呢。慢
慢將畫卷好，將手背在身後，咬著嘴角）謝謝你啊！

艾新：不用客氣！

女士：那，那再見！（踏著輕快的步伐離去）

艾欣：再見

望著遠去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什麼心事。

一男子出場。一邊走一邊打著手機

男子：什麼？他們突然不簽了！損失了多少？一百多萬？（一隻手在頭上撓著）什麼？銀行的張行長又來催
帳了？最遲這個月底？媽呀，這筆生意沒做成，到月底哪兒弄錢去！好好好，你自個兒看著辦吧，別來煩我
！（關上手機，走了兩步，手機又響了）喂，找誰？打錯了！（生氣地關掉，馬上又響了）你有病……哦！
老婆啊！（聲音變得柔和起來）你在哪兒？在紐約啊，好好，什麼！在紐約？老婆你別開玩笑了，我現在煩
著呢！沒開玩笑！？（愕然）你在那兒干嗎？你不是去上海的同學家了嗎？怎麼轉眼就到了英國了，啊？美
國。什麼？你說大聲點！我聽不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一點倒下，艾欣趕緊過去
扶著他）

艾新：先生，你沒事吧？你先坐會？

男子：坐會？哦，坐會，是該――坐會了。（坐下，雙眼發直）

艾新：你怎麼樣？不要緊吧？（男子摸著額頭，神情木然）

艾新：先生你坐直了，我給你畫張像吧，

不收錢的。

男子：畫像？哦，畫像，畫吧，年輕人，就給我畫張――畫張遺像吧！（往椅子後背上一躺，雙眼緊閉）

艾新：先生你可真會開玩笑！

這時，一位學者模樣的老人悄悄地站在他們旁邊，看著艾新畫畫。

艾新：（開始畫畫）哎，先生你的長相，挺奇怪的，頭部的比例好象，好象不大對呀。

男子：（睜開眼）不對！我今天到底是怎麼啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，現在連我的長相也不對！呵呵！好
啊，好，不對就不對吧！反正活著也沒有什麼意思了。

艾新：先生你別著急，你聽我慢慢給你分析，我們搞美術的都知道一種說法，就是三庭五眼。所謂三庭就是
說從人的發際到眉心，從眉心到鼻底，從鼻底到下巴，長度是相等的。但你看看，你的發際到眉心那一段，
就是額頭，是不是明顯地比其他兩段長一些……

男子：（急忙打斷）那又怎麼樣？

艾新：我研究過曾國藩關於相面的一本傳世奇書《冰鑒》，按照上面的說法，這樣的人大都聰慧敏捷，才智
過人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，還要遭受巨大的變故，事業和婚姻都可能出現大的危機啊
！

男子：（又閉上眼，向後一仰，下意識地摸著自己的額頭）難怪啊！我就老覺得這大腦門兒不對勁，（站起
朝著艾新）你說我爸媽怎麼就給我這樣一個大腦門兒呢？

艾新：我還沒有說完呢，書上還說，在這場大的挫折之後，這個人如果怨天尤人，灰心喪氣，這輩子很可能
就一蹶不振了，但如果他能繼續拼搏，重整河山，憑他的天分，還會有驚人的成就，後福不可限量啊？

男子：啊？！重整河山？哼，我怕是沒有那力氣了。

艾新：怎麼沒有？你看（將畫遞過去）你多精神！

男子：（看著畫，自言自語）這――是我嗎，（眉頭緊鎖，象在思考什麼，良久，象突然頓悟，握住艾新的
手，激動地）小夥子，你真是一語點醒夢中人啊！你說得對，這點挫折算什麼，連這點打擊都承受不起，我
還算什麼大男人？我要重整旗鼓！我要重整旗鼓！（下場）

（男子走後，艾新疲憊地摸著頭坐下，那老者輕輕地坐在他的對面。艾新注意到旁邊的老者，趕快強打起精
神。）

艾新：老人家，您也要畫像？

院長：畫吧（慈祥地看著艾新）你每個星期天都在這里畫？

艾新：哦，差不多有兩年了吧！

院長：那為什麼呢，還是免費的？

艾新：一方面為別人做點事情，另一方面嘛，也能提高自己的繪畫水平，您看，我給你們免費畫像，你們也
不是在為我免費做模特嗎？

院長：（笑著）你還真會算帳。小夥子，你也給我看看相如何？

艾新：（也笑了）嗨！老人家，我哪兒會看什麼像，剛才那些話，都是我瞎編的。

院長：那又為什麼呢？

艾新：為了讓他快樂點，為了讓他仍然對生命充滿熱情和希望。

院長：你對每個人都是這樣嗎？

艾新：在我眼中，世界上的每一個生命都是造物主的恩賜，都應該快快樂樂，但這只是我的希望而已，生命
中――總會有痛苦和不幸。

院長：那，那你自己呢？你――快樂嗎？

艾新：我？（猛地一怔，抬頭看著老者）我快樂啊！很快樂。哎，老人家有些面熟啊！

院長：哦？是嗎？（良久）小夥子，你看這陽光，多好啊！

艾新：是啊！

院長：你說烏雲，它能遮擋住這陽光嗎？

艾新：（抬頭看看面前的老人，覺得他的問題很奇怪，似乎並不是一般人）烏雲終將散去的。

一陣沉默。艾新將畫給她。

艾新：老人家，您看還行吧？

院長：（並沒有馬上回答，靜靜地看著）從專業的角度上，你的畫幾乎是完美的，無論是解剖還是透視，還
是明暗對比，都是無可挑剔的，但有一點，小夥子，不知你發現沒有？

艾新：是嗎？（驚疑地看了看面前的這位老人，更覺得面熟，又仔細地看著畫）

院長：盡管你一直想把快樂帶給別人，但你自己的心裡卻並不快樂，你看你的筆觸，那麼沉重，我能從你的
筆觸里感受到你內心的矛盾和痛苦。（艾新驚得手中的鉛筆掉落地上）

艾新：啊？您是？（彎身撿鉛筆）

院長：何中立。

艾新：何中立？（吃驚，又很興奮）院長！難怪您這么面熟，您怎麼會？

院長：我首先要告訴你一個好消息，你的那？

幅油畫《不屈的生命》，已經入選第十八屆巴黎國際繪畫展，這
是我國美術作品近十年來首次入選。這不僅是我們學院的無限光榮，也是我國美術界的光榮。祝賀你啊，艾
新！（握住艾欣的手）

艾新：是嗎！太好了（由興奮又轉入沉鬱）院長，其實我一直想做您的學生……

院長：你已經是我的學生了。你已經被保送為我的研究生了，下學期一開學……

艾新：（搶過）下學期？還有幾個月？（掰著手指）我，我怕是沒有――下學期了（眼淚奪眶而出）

院長：不，你不僅有下學期，還有很長很長的人生路，跟我走吧艾新。（拉起艾新的手）

艾新：走，去哪兒？

院長：去，去醫院啊！

艾新：醫院？我，可是……

院長：我是今天早上才接到醫院的電話，知道你――知道你患了白血病，你為什麼要瞞著大家！

艾新：我……

院長：我知道你是怎麼想的，你對別人有愛心，怎麼對自己就沒有愛心了，白血病不是不治之症啊，剛才我
召集全校教師開了一個緊急會議，決定在明天，就是明天，搞一個美院師生作品拍賣會，所得的錢首先作為
你的醫療費用，所有的人都舉手同意的。另外同學們也都知道了，好多同學都主動要求為你捐獻骨髓……

艾新：院長，我該怎麼感謝大家？

院長：走吧（拉著艾新的手），象你畫中的那棵樹一樣，要有不屈的生命！

J. 適合大學生演出的英語話劇有哪些

經典的重點大學經常演出的英語話劇：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀東南飛》
《老爸英明》
《愛的陽光》
《畢業生》
《白雪公主》

前段時間學校英語節舞台劇比賽，排的《哈姆雷特》