大學生英語話劇
『壹』 請介紹一個適合大學生演出的英語話劇，主題要鮮明哦
經典的重點大學經常演出的英語話劇：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀東南飛》
《老爸英明》
《愛的陽光》
《畢業生》
《白雪公主》
『貳』 求大學生英語話劇劇本~~!!
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
『叄』 大學生英語話劇
英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)劉母Lunch』s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor』s son(MS for short)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!
Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)
『肆』 求英語話劇（大學四人女生的，大約6分鍾）
THE MASK 面膜
劇情大意：
Julie是一個很愛美的高中生，在班上人緣很好，但是她愛美的個性使得她變得有些自傲。對於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上線的同班同學。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天後發現自己臉上長了一個很大的膿皰，於是她將浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在臉上，隔天早上起床後，可怕的事情就發生了……
Narrator
Julie
Cathy
Debbie
Teresa
David
Julie』s dad
Julie』s mom
Classmate A
Classmate B
Classmate C
Classmate D
Scene 1
Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, ring lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on.
Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool.
Teresa: What about me? I don』t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange?
Cathy: Gosh, I don』t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently)
(The other girls laugh)
Debbie: God, you don』t know anything, do you, Cathy?
Teresa: Yeah, you don』t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!
(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.)
Cathy: At least I』m not stupid like you! Don』t you have something better to talk about than make-up?
Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you』re so ugly!
Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up!
Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right.
Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.)
(Cathy is irritated and tears drop.)
Scene 2
Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.
David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie?
Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday.
David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight!
Julie: It was an emergency!
David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie』s face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way.
Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It』s huge! It』s so big!
David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I』m not surprised. (Laugh and leave.)
Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency.
(Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of 「Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples」 and read the instructions.)
Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water.
(Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right?
(Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.)
Narrator: So that』s exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla!
(Lights off)
Scene 3
(The alarm clock goes off at six o』clock)
Narrator: It』s another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o』clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there』s something wrong…(Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.)
Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn』t even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can』t. She runs to her parents』 room with the jar of mask)
Narrator: She goes to her parents』 room and wakes them up.
(Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.)
Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.)
Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face?
Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.)
Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don』t you do experiments in science any more or what?
Julie: Gffrr…
Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You』re going to school. I』m sure the mask will come off sooner or later.
Jule: HHRGGHHDD!!
Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient.
Narrator: Julie couldn』t believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today?
Scene 4
Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie?
Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny!
Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?
Classmate B: She』s just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie)
Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into a laugh)
(The whole class start laughing. Then the first class bell rings)
Teresa: Listen Nessie, your face is green, my T-shirt』s pink and Debbie』s jeans are blue. We can』t possibly sit together today!
(They both laugh and walk away. Cathy sees that scene.)
Cathy: Hi, Julie. There』s a seat next to me, if you want. (They go to the back of the classroom and sit down.)
Cathy: Hey, come on, silly. Don』t cry because of them. They』re just stupid.
(Julie can』t help stop, and salty tears run down her face. Cathy starts smiling and gets a mirror out her bag.)
Cathy: Look, Julie!
Julie: NNNGGGG!(She doesn』t want to look at her horrible green face.)
Cathy: Look! (Julie looks into the mirror.) The salt in your tears is reacting with the mask, you see. A simple chemical reaction. Can you speak now?
Julie: Yes! Yes, I can. Oh Cathy, thank you so much. I』m so sorry I was horrible to you yesterday.
Cathy: Don』t worry, Julie. Now do you understand how I felt?
Julie: Hmm, Terrible. Oh no, here comes Doctor Murphy. I haven』t done my homework!
Cathy: Here you are, Julie, you can mine.
Julie: Oh thanks a lot, Cath. You are too good to me. How can you ever forgive me?
~The End~
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『伍』 大學英語話劇
《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（學校食堂里，下課鈴剛響）
Narrator:又一個上午過去了，食堂里迎來了新一輪的搶飯風暴。「襄樊學院廣播台提醒各位搶飯同學注意形象，注意排隊秩序」。
（人潮湧進，餐桌上迅速被書和包佔領，賣飯窗口前排成N條長龍，A與B小跑上場）
A：Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:(看看手錶)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆擠來擠去的人)like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~
Scene2
(A的辦公室內)
Narrator:果然，下午的聽力課上，A又睡著了，這次，她夢到了她的理想生活……
(A坐在辦公桌前，秘書走進)
秘書：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
(秘書退至一旁，音樂老師推門進)
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：(拿著幾張CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停頓片刻)The next one!(體育老師上)
A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
體：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.
體：Good!Boys,come on!(演員上場，表演花式籃球，配樂)
體：Are you satisfied?
A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
體：Ok.Have a good week!(體育老師下，秘書和服務員上)
秘：A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)
服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下場，秘書上前整理書桌 ，A翻看雜志)
秘：(整理完畢，打開文件夾)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.(飯菜送上)That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.(退場)
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的計算機課變成了網吧的實踐課，這不，只見她奔騰地沖進了奔騰網吧，用183邁的速度將上下樓搜了個遍，猛然地發現座無虛席，於是她又奔騰地沖出了奔騰網吧，劍一樣地射進了183.她今天的任務是練好勁舞團！
(A跑進網吧，找台電腦迅速坐下，開始游戲。音樂起，表演真人版勁舞團)
(數分鍾後)
A：(伸個懶腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就這樣，A無憂無慮地度過了大學四年，終於到了要找工作的時候，A卻四處碰壁，聽到的最多的一句話莫過於——
面試官：(很禮貌地請A離開)I'm so sorry!
(A那著簡歷，垂頭喪氣地從台上走了一圈，腦海中不停回響那句話「Narrator:I'm so sorry……")
Scene5
(聽力考試的考場上，老師開始收卷，發現A在酣睡)
Narrator:下午的聽力測試要結束了，A的夢也該 醒了……
老師：(很不耐煩地拍拍桌子，發現A仍然沒醒，然後提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:(換個睡覺姿勢)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起試卷遞上去)
老師：(看到空白的試卷，搖搖頭)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
(下課鈴響，老師無奈離開，同學們紛紛沖出教室，只有B還等著A)
B：Hey!(看錶)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:(剛剛清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(歡呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(歡快語氣).
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音樂起)
~The End~
『陸』 急求8個人表演的大學生英語話劇劇本，，表演在10分鍾左右
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
『柒』 適合大學生演出的英語話劇有哪些
經典的重點大學經常演出的英語話劇：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀東南飛》
《老爸英明》
《愛的陽光》
《畢業生》
《白雪公主》
前段時間學校英語節舞台劇比賽，排的《哈姆雷特》