大學生英語情景劇
『壹』 求英語情景劇劇本 6篇都是4個人的
參考:
A; Hey. guys , where are we now? I guess we have got lost in this city!!
B: Yeah , I think so too. this is not our destination.
C:Lets look up the map... uhm.... the place we stay is ,....(looking the map).
D: oh. come on, this is the first time we come here. my mum must be very nevers if she konws i get lost in Hangzhou!
B;Dont worry . boy. behave like a man!
A:lets make a telephone to my friend who ilves in Hangzhou for years. (finding the phone) Oh my god! i lost my packet in the bus! what can I do now!?
B: calm down ,boy. tell me the detial about this.
A: I put my packet behind me when I am sit in the bus . and i must forget to get it back!
C: Do you remember the number of that bus?
A:No....(sad)
D: I remember ! that is ******
C; Oh thanks godness!!
B: lets go to the police station over there..
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你未說明具體要求 ,例如 多長的對話. 我寫了第一個.如果你覺得有問題可以問我,
之後我可以把其它部分發給你. 學習愉快!
『貳』 急求大學英語情景劇，4人或5人的，勵志加點搞笑，英語課堂上表演用的。謝謝
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（軟翻上）
小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don』t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You』d better go and prepare for it.
你們最好快去做准備工作吧！
小猴：Look, I』m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排練嗎？（准備前滾翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don』t play any more.
你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。
小松鼠：Let』s go! Little monkey! 我們走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我們一起走嗎？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I』m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I』ll be back soon.
謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。我馬上就回來。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等會見！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美麗的孔雀。 你在哪裡？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I』m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什麼？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don』t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I』m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你願意一起參加嗎？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我從不和醜陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（對觀眾）
他們太可怕了。 並且你所有的朋友都和你一樣醜陋。你們說呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That』s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。 這對你不好。 雖然我們並不漂亮。
We』ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！並請參加我們的音樂劇吧！
We all like your dance.我們都喜歡你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I』ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我從不為醜陋的人跳舞。 並且我不需要你們的幫助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀……
孔雀：（打斷狐狸的話）Don』t say any more. You ugly fox.
你別說了，醜陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
大灰狼：（自言自語）I』m so hungry. I』m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太餓了。 我太餓了。 那些小精靈們團結的那麼緊。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我聽說他們又搞什麼森林音樂會。 我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。
I』m so hungry. Oh, there』s a big hole in the tree.
What』s in it? Is there something for me?
我太餓了。 哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那裡面有什麼呢？有什麼可吃的呢？
Oh, what』s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won』t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什麼？一隻美麗的孔雀。 我想我不會再餓肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那兩只結實的胳膊。他們定是美味的。
孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who』s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什麼？你想干什麼？
大灰狼：Aha! I』m your good friend. Don』t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 別害怕。
孔雀：I haven』t got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That』s OK! Otherwise I』ll have no such a chance.
這就對了！否則的話我怎麼會有這樣的機會呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一隻大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I』m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你說對了。 我太餓了。 你是我豐盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don』t run away. My little dear!
別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
聽！誰在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 誰在喊救命？
（幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it』s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let』s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一隻狼正在追趕她。 我的朋友們，讓我們快去幫她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (聲音漸弱，倒下，狼正要撲過去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I』ll kill you.
滾開！小東西！滾開！要不我就殺了你。
鹿：If you don』t want to die. You』d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的話。 你最好馬上離開這兒。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饒了我吧！ 饒了我吧！
鹿：Don』t bully us again.
以後不許再傷害我們的朋友。
大灰狼：I won』t.! I won』t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 謝謝你！謝謝你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don』t cry any more ! 別哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
讓我給你檢查一下，沒事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美麗的孔雀，讓我來幫助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
謝謝你們，讓我成為你們的朋友吧！讓我為你們表演最美的舞蹈。
眾：Welcome! Welcome ! 歡迎歡迎！
鹿：Now let』s go and have our forest concert.
現在讓我們一起去開森林音樂會吧！
眾：Ok! Let』s go together!
好！我們走！
『叄』 求適合六個女生演的英文情景劇劇本，我們是大學生哦，求推薦啦
音樂之聲，很經典的英語音樂劇，全場也基本都是女生。
網上都有那個電影的，樓主可以參考一下。
推薦場景：
瑪麗教幾個孩子學音階時的那個，裡面有一首很經典有簡單的英語歌曲，而且場景也算簡單，表演性很強
這是劇本：http://wenku..com/view/c9eeb5c2d5bbfd0a7956732c.html
推薦段落：
Maria:Maria.
我叫瑪利亞
Captain
：
Ok,Maria.You
are
childrensincetheirmotherdied.Ithinkyouwillbetter
thanthelastgoverness,shestayedonlytwohours.
好吧，瑪利亞，你是孩子的母親去世後的第十二位看護。我想你會比前一個看
護要強，因為她只待了兩小時。
Maria:What
』
swrongwiththechildren,sir?
先生，孩子們怎麼了？
Captain
：
Nothingiswrongwiththechildren,onlythegovernesses.
„
OK!Maria.AsyouknowI
』
macaptain.Ihopeyouwillbe
stricttothechildrenasIdo.
孩子很好，只是看護不行。„好吧，瑪利亞，你知道，我是個上校，我希望你
對孩子像我一樣嚴格。
Maria:Yes,sir.
是的，先生。
Captain
：
Thisisthesignal.
這是給他們的訊號。
(
吹哨，孩子們列隊出來。並在哨聲的示意下整齊的站成一排
)
Captain
：
Everybody!Thisisyournewgoverness,Maria.Nowgiveyour
nameatthesignal.
孩子們，這是你們的新看護，瑪利亞。現在聽到哨聲後報出你們的名字。
每吹一聲哨子，孩子們依次上前報出自己的名字。）
大女兒
:
Lisa.
大兒子
：
Nick.
二兒子
：
Bill.
三兒子
：
Harry.
二女兒
：
Kelly.
小兒子
：
Kurt
小女兒：上前一步，但沒說話。
Captain
：
Emily.
(
代小女兒回答
)
（
向
Maria
）
Nowlet
』
sseehowwellyouusetheWhistle.
現在讓我們看看你會不會用哨子發命令。
（把哨子遞給瑪利亞）
Maria:Idon
』
tneedawhistle,Captain.Iwillusetheirnames,such
lovelynames.
我不需要哨子，上校。我要用他們的名字，這些名字太可愛了。
Captain
：
Thisisalargehouse,andIdon
』
twanttohaveany
shouting.
我家房子太大，我不想聽到你大呼小叫的。
Maria:Butsir,whistleisforanimals,notforchildren!
但是上校，哨子是針對動物的，而不是孩子！
Captain
：
(
權威受到挑戰，很生氣，轉身離開
)
Uptoyou!
你隨便！
(Captain
一走，孩子們就很放鬆
)
Maria:Atease.
稍息。
Well,nowtherearejustus,wouldyoupleasetellmeyour
namesagain,andhowoldyouare?
現在只剩我們了，可不可以再給我說一下你們的名字，還有年紀。
Lisa:I
』
mLisa.I
』
m16yearsold,andIdon
』
tneedagoverness
！
我叫麗莎，我
16
歲了，我不需要看護！
Maria:I
』
mgladyoutoldme,Lisa.Wewilljustbegoodfriends.
很高興你能告訴我，麗莎。我們將會成為好朋友的。
Nick
：
I
』
mNick.I
』
m14,Iamimpossible!
我叫尼克，我
14
了，我會讓你受不了的！
Maria:Really?Whotoldyouthat,Nick?
真的嗎？誰告訴你的，尼克？
Nick:Thelastgoverness.
上一個看護。
Bill
：
I
』
m
Bill
,I
』
m13yearsold,I
』
mincorrigible
！
我叫比爾，我
13
歲了，我是個不可救葯的人！
Maria:Whatis
「
incorrigible
」
?
Ithinkitmeansyouwon
』
tbetreatedlikeaboy.
什麼是「不可救葯」？我想它的意思是你將不會被當做一個小男孩來對待。
Harry
：
IamKurt.
我是庫爾特。
Maria:Youdidn
』
ttellmehowoldyouare,Harry.
你沒告訴我你的年齡，哈利。
Kurt
：
I
』
mKurt,heisHarry,he
』
s11yearsold,andI
』
m7.Youare
smart.
我才是庫爾特，他是哈利，他
11
歲了，我
7
歲，你還挺聰明的嘛！
Kelly
：
(
很親密地靠近
)
I
』
mKelly,I
』
mgoingtobe9yearsold.AndI
likepink.
我是凱莉，我馬上就
9
歲了，我喜歡粉色。
。。。。。
。
一直到：結束！
『肆』 4人英語情景劇3-4分鍾
Break a fly on the wheel
A:Look,I just had a letter from my old friend C.He lives in Beijing now.He has a trouble and wants me to help him as soon as possible.
B:It』s urgent and is must it must be very important.I also want to see him soon.
A:I think you will be interested in his photos.Look there he is.
C:He looks strange and worried.I think he must meet a big trouble.
B:I don』t think so.I think he is in a large trouble.
A:Ok I will take a plane to visit him right now.
B&C:I will go with you.Maybe I can offer some help.
A:Let』s go!
(On the way to the airport)
B:How old is he?
A:He is thirteen.
C:Oh,he is the same age as us.
A:He is very sentimental.
B:I』ve got it from his picture.
(Arrive at Beijing)
A:Look,there he is.Hey!
Y:Hey!
B:What trouble do you have?
C:Yeah,why do you want us to help you?
Y:I have some problem on my math homework.I don』t know how to do it!
A,B&C:Oh my God!
『伍』 5分鍾英語話劇帶翻譯8人最好在校園
英語話劇劇本：搞笑英語話劇：三笑三國 （7個人表演）
開場介紹： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，趙雲 夏侯惇 曹操 蔣干
旁白：就在剛才不久，一個黑大漢從曹操軍中救出劉備之子劉阿斗，現在正向這里殺過來，他就是張飛！！！（趙雲出場）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
趙雲：no！本人姓趙名雲，乃常山子龍也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（趙雲從背後拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
趙雲：看！這就是主公的最後一點骨血！劉阿斗！我從火場之中把他救出，而我自己的臉卻早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顧影自憐狀）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺著槍呈貓腰狀殺出）
夏侯敦：小賊，莫跑，要不然我就大開殺戒了（沖到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（趙雲左手抱阿斗，右手與之搏鬥）
趙雲：可惡！居然敢偷襲我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人裝腔作勢打鬥數招）
趙雲：看我九陰白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
趙雲：此地不宜久留，還是快去尋主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蔣干二人上）
曹操：沒想到我們初次出兵便殺得敵人望風而逃！真可謂出師未捷身先死。長使英雄淚滿襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蔣干：丞相，您說這話，真不見得怎麼吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操險些被地上的夏侯敦絆倒）
曹操：咦？這是誰扔的西瓜皮？（轉身，看見倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯愛卿。難道他又在搞什麼行為藝術？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蔣幹上前將夏侯敦一頓拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯愛卿為何要在地上裝西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人臉如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蔣干：是敵人的保姆！還帶個孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我沖上去與之打鬥 打 打 打
曹操：然後呢？What then?
蔣干：丞相，看來是夏侯將軍殺退了敵人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手勢如下：指指門外，右手作「九」的樣子，隨即作全身發冷狀，然後指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪擊狀）
曹操：然後呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蔣干二人將夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看來，敵人應該還沒有走遠。咱們乘勝追擊！（慷慨狀）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蔣干：有時候我真的很佩服丞相您這樂觀的心理……（贊同狀） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（掄起兩拳，作欲與敵人搏鬥狀）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：劉備 張飛 諸葛亮 趙雲
（劉備、張飛、諸葛亮三人上）
旁白：這是的劉備一行人正在軍營外觀看敵情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（諸葛亮走在前面，張飛、劉備二人緊跟其後）
諸葛亮：（轉頭）主公啊，按理說是您走先啦！（恭敬狀）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
劉備：不啦，軍師您身後有好大塊蔭涼，躲在這里避避暑也不錯。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
諸葛亮：（眺望狀）主公，如果我所料不錯，現在馬上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
劉備：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道將要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
諸葛亮：首先，天氣預報說今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那邊有一塊黑雲來了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（趙雲上）
張飛：哇！那就是子龍啊，想不到這一會不見子龍就換了個新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（張飛迎上）
張飛：子龍！ long
趙雲：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（張飛下）
趙雲：主公！雲殊死力戰，方保得小主人在此！只是這許久不見啼哭，怕是已經……（悲憤狀，取出布包，打開並捧著） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
趙雲：kao！這小沒良心的，居然還能睡的著！就跟他爹一樣！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
劉備：咳咳！
（趙雲轉身面向劉備）
諸葛亮：子龍，不是我說你，你嘴上就是少個把門兒的，總不能啥實話都往外說啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（劉備怒視諸葛亮，諸葛亮恍如不知，趙雲上前，將阿斗遞給劉備，劉備捧著阿斗）
劉備：為了你這倒楣孩子，幾乎損我一員大將啊！我還留著你趕什麼啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（趙雲上前，對准阿斗狂踹數腳，諸葛亮上前拉住，趙雲始終作勢欲踢，諸葛亮用身體壓住趙雲後，走上前去一腳將阿斗踢飛）
旁白：從今以後，阿斗的智力便出現了明顯的發育遲緩……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
趙雲：咦？怎麼不見關二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
劉備：二弟昨天為軍師擺下一個八卦陣去，不過在沖出去撞馬的時候閃著腰了，現在還在休養呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
諸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壯！告訴他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自戀狀）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
趙雲：就給這孩子喝成這樣兒了！！！（走上前，撫摸諸葛亮，做憐惜狀） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（慘烈地）
劉備：難道三弟又重操舊業了？咱們快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 張飛 曹操 夏侯 蔣干 劉備 諸葛亮
旁白：時間撥回到三分鍾之前，張飛大戰長坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（張飛上，在台上轉一圈後，如京劇拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蔣干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代寫劇本 www.jiaoke.com
張飛：哇！火腿腸你回來拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一個黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：閣下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的聲音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
張飛：我便是那燕（yān）人張翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：閹人？？原來只是一個太監……夏侯敦，上去解決他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低頭貓腰沖出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蔣干：丞相，這一仗咱們必輸，一會還有橋斷水倒流呢！快叫夏侯將軍下來吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎麼知道？How dou you know it?
蔣干：《真三國無雙叄》，長坂的任務啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷於網路游戲了。這樣既浪費時間又上海身體，你還是聽為丞相的一句話吧！珍愛生命，遠離三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（張飛與夏侯敦二人繼續，張飛一槍擊中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打敗了 （蔣幹上前將夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今這世道變了，太監都這么厲害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
張飛：曹賊聽著！今日汝等必不能生過此橋！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韋身死，許諸拉稀，於禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，張遼痔瘡，才不會輸給你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
張飛：你手下終究無人可用！啊，面對此景次請，我真想賦詩一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音樂起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦躍起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
蔣干：啊！（慘厲的叫聲，並以手捂耳）
曹操：這難道就是傳說中的門得爾松的c大調《鬼叫》協奏曲！何以如此震撼！（驚惶狀）Why is this so shocking!
蔣干：（一手指張飛）快看！丞相！橋斷了！水也開始倒流啦！！（轉過身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之聲）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血狀）（定格）
（諸葛亮、劉備、趙雲三人上）
諸葛亮：別唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操給唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
劉備：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
張飛：only you ~~~~~only……you……（餘音不絕）
劉備：子龍，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
趙雲：好的！ ok
（趙雲上前，以手捂住張飛的嘴，扛走，張飛依舊唱個不停）
（張飛、趙雲二人下）
旁白：從此以後有一首歌傳唱至今 經久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌聲再次響起，眾人謝幕~~)。
『陸』 求英語情景劇劇本，大概10分鍾，最好有關大學校園生活的，內容積極，不要惡搞，搞笑點沒事。
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
『柒』 英語情景劇6人
The Gifts
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
禮 物
旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金錶，那是從他祖父和父親那裡留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。
德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。
（在店門口，寫著「夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發」）
德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？
夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。
夫人：給你，20美元。
德拉：謝謝你，再見。
夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金錶鏈。現在德拉正在家裡。
德拉：哦，多麼漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手錶很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。
（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：「聖誕快樂！」，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？
德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什麼？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配你的發色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我一直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝你，吉姆。
吉姆：現在，你知道我為什麼一開始就那麼悲傷了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我給你買了一件又美麗又好的禮物，你能猜出來嗎？
吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一條金錶鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找
的，你從現在起可得一天要看一百次時間了。把你的表給我，我
想看一下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。
吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏一段時間，它們太好了，但我
們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們
吃晚飯吧！
希望能對你有幫助，望採納！