英语情景剧大学生

A. 急求大学英语情景剧，4人或5人的，励志加点搞笑，英语课堂上表演用的。谢谢

英语剧本：骄傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）

小松鼠：（软翻上）
小猴：（围着小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。 森林音乐会将要开始了。
You’d better go and prepare for it.
你们最好快去做准备工作吧！
小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？（准备前滚翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.
你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。
小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey! 我们走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I’ll be back soon.
谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。我马上就回来。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等会见！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自语地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？ 哦！你说什么？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don’t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。

狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I’m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，

They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（对观众）
他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。你们说呢？

狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That’s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 虽然我们并不漂亮。
We’ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我们会帮助你在你困难的时候，请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！
We all like your dance.我们都喜欢你跳舞。

孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I’ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美丽的孔雀……
孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more. You ugly fox.
你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。

孔雀：（独白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，阳光多好啊。 让我在这树下美美的睡上一觉。

大灰狼：（自言自语）I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太饿了。 我太饿了。 那些小精灵们团结的那么紧。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我听说他们又搞什么森林音乐会。 我连抓住他们的机会都没有。
I’m so hungry. Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree.
What’s in it? Is there something for me?
我太饿了。 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？
Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won’t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀。 我想我不会再饿肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们定是美味的。

孔雀：（惊吓的）Oh! My god. Who’s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？
大灰狼：Aha! I’m your good friend. Don’t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 别害怕。
孔雀：I haven’t got any friends. 我从来没有朋友。
大灰狼：That’s OK! Otherwise I’ll have no such a chance.
这就对了！否则的话我怎么会有这样的机会呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I’m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你说对了。 我太饿了。 你是我丰盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..

大灰狼：Don’t run away. My little dear!
别跑，我的小乖乖。

猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
听！谁在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 谁在喊救命？

（幕内）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it’s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let’s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一只狼正在追赶她。 我的朋友们，让我们快去帮她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (声音渐弱，倒下，狼正要扑过去)

鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I’ll kill you.
滚开！小东西！滚开！要不我就杀了你。
鹿：If you don’t want to die. You’d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的话。 你最好马上离开这儿。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饶了我吧！ 饶了我吧！
鹿：Don’t bully us again.
以后不许再伤害我们的朋友。
大灰狼：I won’t.! I won’t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 谢谢你！谢谢你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don’t cry any more ! 别哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
让我给你检查一下，没事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美丽的孔雀，让我来帮助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
谢谢你们，让我成为你们的朋友吧！让我为你们表演最美的舞蹈。
众：Welcome! Welcome ! 欢迎欢迎！
鹿：Now let’s go and have our forest concert.
现在让我们一起去开森林音乐会吧！
众：Ok! Let’s go together!
好！我们走！

B. 求大学英语短剧

A Story of Affinity, Love, and Faithfulness

Introcer[五位演员一起登场，由一位讲解员进行介绍.]
Hello, everybody here. This is a story about Diao-chan.
Now I want to introce all the characters for you.
The first role is Diao-chan, the female hero in this play.
This is Wang-yun, Diao-chan’s father. And our lovely soldier.
A brutish man, Dong-zhuo. The last is the greatest fighter
in our
story, Lyu-bu, General Lyu.
Now let’s begin our story.
[演员、讲解员回到幕后]

(Curtain up)
[幕拉开，灯光不开，同时我们的Storyteller 开始道来]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy
my show. Today I’m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a
marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story
about loyalty and betrayal.
[说到这里，幕已全开。然后后灯打开，从观众角度来看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet
late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying
about the future of his country.
Act 1
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂禅
SCENE 前灯打开，观众角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音乐响起，伴随着《三国演义》的主题歌，王允在来回踱着步哀叹。
Wang-yun: 心理独白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for
power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there’s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou’s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允听到了声音,循声而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It’s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，发现貂）What are you doing ,my dear?
Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That’s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression
on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let’s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---K
(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换)
Act 2
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan’s plan, Wang-yun has invited both
Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 灯光亮起。At Wang-yun’s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle
of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don’t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK?
[She walks in.]
[她进去了。同时，响起butterfly乐曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作为热身准备的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [觉得BUTTERFLY的声音太响，不堪忍受回头说了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音乐转轻至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang.
How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan,
has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would
like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I’m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一个漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下头。
王允开始介绍]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I’ve
admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父亲的身后] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激动万分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[吕布回去，王允和貂禅对话]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks
God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can’t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[给刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然听到有人来了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬着头。傲慢地走进来。王允被吓倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It’s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出毕业文凭，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you
think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，响起‘至少还有你’，然后演貂禅的演员跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以让大家心旷神怡。]
[舞罢]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓赠于她一块玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her
beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]
(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换。背景道具变化，表示场景的较大变化)
Act3
地点：董卓安置貂禅的别院
人物：吕布，士兵，貂禅，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to
his father’s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
灯光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou’s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying “Dong’s Pavilion”
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong’s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包银子]
Soldier: Ok.[吕布进]
[士兵走到一旁满足的笑笑。吕布气势汹汹冲到貂房里。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don’t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[吕布愤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包银子给他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走开]
貂[哭着]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn’t tell you
about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It’s all right. Don’t blame yourself. In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退后三步
(灯光渐渐变暗直到看不见为止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage,
灯光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心里） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(响起“左右为难”高潮段音乐，“一边是友情，一边是爱情”) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so
brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can’t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can’t live without her!
She is so helpless under Dong-zhou’s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(灯光全部打开，照亮整个舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don’t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂头丧气。灯光变得很昏暗，
只有追光灯打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu听到Diao-chan的声音，突然抬起头。]
Diao-chan： Let’s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他从伤感中走了出来]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一脚，然后和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步离去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸体和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音乐起)：After Dong Zhou’s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.
The end

ppt的话，你要自己找图片，有几个场景，就找几张，ppt 只能起到换场景作用
重点是音乐，把音乐找好，就可以事半功倍
然后插入到ppt中，设置好播放时间即可。找个ppt能力不错的，很容易

C. 急求大学生英语短剧，情景是两个人争角色，一个人偶尔插几句劝说的话。谢谢啦！

Three old men and a housewife
A woman came out of her house and saw three old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said," I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
" Is the man of the house home?" they asked.
" No," she said." He's out."
" Then we cannot come in," they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
" Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
" We do not go into a house together," they replied.
" Why is that?" she wanted to know.
One of the old men explained:" His name is Wealth," he said, pointing to one of his friends, and then pointed to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, " Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what the old man had said. Her husband was overjoyed.
" How nice!" he said." Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. " My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.She jumped in with her own suggestion:" Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
" Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
" Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the three old men, " Who is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other two also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:" I only invited Love. Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together:" If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!"

D. 大学生英文话剧剧本

(Curtain up)
[幕拉开，灯光不开，同时我们的Storyteller 开始道来]
Storyteller: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls，now come along and enjoy my show. Today I’m going to tell you a story-- A story about Diao-chan, a marvelous beauty; a story about love; a story about hate, and a story about loyalty and betrayal.
[说到这里，幕已全开。然后后灯打开，从观众角度来看可以看到黑色
的人影]
Some 1500 years ago, it was the last regime of the Han Dynasty. At a quiet late midnight, Wang-yun, the Prime Minister of the time, was worrying about the future of his country.

Act 1
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂禅
SCENE 前灯打开，观众角度可以看到舞台上的一切。音乐响起，伴随着《三国演义》的主题歌，王允在来回踱着步哀叹。
Wang-yun: 心理独白 Now those ambitious courtiers started to scramble for power, profit and influence.
Wang-yun: But there’s nothing I can do because of Dong-zhou’s
adopted son, Lyu-bu. He is the greatest fighter ever since
and will protect his father! Oh my lord, what am I going to do?
(说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）
Diao-chan: (Sigh) [My lord, please help my father out.
[王允听到了声音,循声而去. ]
Diao-chan: since I was three my father Wang-yun had treated
me just like his own daughter! It’s time for me to repay
his kindness. And, and…
Wang-yun: (王允走了一圈，发现貂）What are you doing ,my dear?

Diao-chan: Well… I have an idea about how to kill Dong-zhou.
Wang-yun: Oh, That’s great! But……
Diao-chan: But Daddy, that is the only way!
Wang-yun: But……
Diao-chan: [Diao-chan nods her head, with a firm and determined expression on her face.] Don't worry! Just trust me.
Dad. Let’s get the whole thing started.
Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---K
(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换)

Act 2
地点：王允家
人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵
Storyteller: And according to Diao-chan’s plan, Wang-yun has invited both Lyu-bu and Dong-zhou separately to his house.
SCENE 灯光亮起。At Wang-yun’s home. A wooden Chinese table is set in the middle of the stage; some Chinese wine pots and
small wine cups are on it. Also, two wooden chairs are placed
next to it. Wang-yun talking to the servant with anxious
Wang-yun: What time is it?
Servant: It's eight.
Wang-yun: It 's time for his coming. Have a look!
Servant: Yes sir. Oh, Sir, General Lyu is at the door.
Wang-yun: Hurry, my dear. Lyu-bu is already here.
Diao-chan: Don’t worry about me. Let me go inside and prepare myself, OK? [She walks in.]
[她进去了。同时，响起butterfly乐曲，貂跳起了跳舞毯,
作为热身准备的交代。]
Wang-yun: [To the servant] Let him in.
servant: Yes, sir. [The servant goes out and leads Lyu-bu in]
Wang-yun : [觉得BUTTERFLY的声音太响，不堪忍受回头说了句]Oh,
My dear, turn down a bit.
[音乐转轻至停止]
Lyu-bu: [Walk towards Wang-yun and hug him] Long time no see, Mr. Wang. How have you been these days?
Wang-yun: Fine, thank you. Please take a seat. In fact,
the main reason why I invited you today is that my daughter, Diao-chan, has been an admirer of you long time ago.
She would really love to see her hero. I was wondering weather you would like to meet her?
Lyu-bu: Definitely! I’m delighted to do so.
Wang-yun: Diao-chan, Diao-chan…
Diao-chan: [Walks out from the painted screen.
Using her sleeves to cover her face,
pretending to be shy.] Yes, Daddy.
[Diao-chan 以一个漂亮地步子走上前，看到Lyu-bu 害羞地低下头。
王允开始介绍]
Wang-yun: This is my daughter, Diao-chan.
And this is General Lu, the greatest fighter in the world!
Diao-chan: [Putting her sleeves down.] Nice to meet you, General! I’ve admired you for a long time, a man full of
power and grandeur!
Lyu-bu: [Shocked by her beauty.] Uh…Wang-yun,
this is your…your daughter? Of course,
you see. How lovely she is! And how deep I am in love
with her just at the first sight!
Diao-chan: [躲到父亲的身后] Thank you for your compliment, General Lu.
Wang-yun: Lyu-bu, since you are in love with Diao-chan,
then I now betroth my daughter to you! What do you think?
Lyu-bu: [心不在焉]Pardon?
Wang-yun: Marry.
Lyu-bu: (激动万分)Oh,Really? That would be my greatest
pleasure! Thank you so much! I will go and prepare
for the wedding,
and will be back soon!
[He looks at Diao-chan and reluctantly left from the right.]
[吕布回去，王允和貂禅对话]
Wang-yun: [Making sure that Lyu-bu has left, looking very relieve.] Thanks God that things are going fine!
Diao-chan: [Smiles at her father.] Yeah…So far so good!
Wang-yun: But dear, I can’t stop worrying about you.
Here you are. In case you are in dangerous.
[给刀子]
Diao-chan: [突然听到有人来了]Hush…I heard someone coming.
I shall stay behind the painted screen right now.
[She walked behind the screen.]
Soldier: His highness Dong-zhou enters
[Dong-zhou 抬着头。傲慢地走进来。王允被吓倒地]
Wang-yun: Welcome! Welcome! Almighty Mr.
Dong! It’s my greatest honor to invite you to my humble
house! Please come in and take a seat.
Dong-zhou: No. This is my name card.
Please call me Dr.Richard Dong. I have graated in School
of Business and Economic in ECUST，received Doctor degree
[拿出毕业文凭，大笑]
Wang-yun: Oh…yes! So great! By the way, Mr. Dong,
my daughter Diao-chan would like to perform a dance for you. What do you think?
Dong-zhou: Sure! Why not!
[Diao-chan跳舞而出，响起‘至少还有你’，然后演貂禅的演员跳起一段民族舞蹈，相信可以让大家心旷神怡。]
[舞罢]
Dong-zhou: [Applauds happily] Charming! Absolutely charming!
Diao-chan: Thank you, Mr. Dong. I am glad that you enjoy my performance.
[迎上，董卓赠于她一块玉佩]
Thank you. You have always been a hero in my heart.
Dong-zhou: [Very glad] Really? Come here!
[Diao-chan approaches him and Dong-zhou gives her a closer look.]
Dong-zhou: You are such a beauty, my dear.
Wang-yun: Do you really think so? What if I dedicate her to
you as a token of our respect? I believe that it must be her
dream to be at your side and to serve you.
Dong-zhou: Wonderful! [Turns to the soldiers] Soldiers take
Diao-chan back to my residence and provide her whatever she needs. Her beauty deserves all the best! [倒上桂林三花酒]
[Turns to Wang-yun] Cheers! For your beautiful daughter!
Wang-yun: Cheers!
[Diao-chan walks away with the soldiers while Dong-zhou and
Wang-yun keep chatting and drinking.]

(灯光暗后复亮，表示场景的转换。背景道具变化，表示场景的较大变化)

Act3
地点：董卓安置貂禅的别院
人物：吕布，士兵，貂禅，董卓
Storyteller: Filling himself with anger and fury, Lyu-bu goes directly to his father’s residence, searching for Diao-chan.
灯光亮起
SCENE At Dong-zhou’s residence.
A huge pavilion is at the right of the stage,
with a horizontal inscribed board saying “Dong’s Pavilion”
hanging on it. Around the pavilion are some plants and
Chinese garden settings. A soldier stands at the right
of the stage. Diao-chan sits in the pavilion,
reading peacefully.
[Lyu-bu rushes out of the stage.]
Soldier: Sorry, General Lu. Miss Diao is now in the garden.
No one can go in to disturb her. It is Mr. Dong’s order.
Lyu-bu: Get out of my way! I need to see Diao-chan!
[拿出一包银子]
Soldier: Ok.[吕布进]
[士兵走到一旁满足的笑笑。吕布气势汹汹冲到貂房里。貂哭]
Lyu-bu： My dear. Don’t cry. Tell me. What had your father
done to you?
Diao : He forced me to stay here with him. A soldier is
always out there to prevent me from escaping.
[吕布愤怒的看看士兵，走上前，一推]
士兵[倒地]：ahh. You have destroyed me.
Lyu-bu: shut! [拿出了又一包银子给他]
Soldier： I must see my doctor at once.[走开]
貂[哭着]：I know that he is your father, and I know that I shouldn’t tell you about his terrible acts. But ……
Lyu-bu [火冒三丈]：It’s all right. Don’t blame yourself.
In fact I never know that man whom I called father is
such a brutal animal!
Dong-zhou已在身后，冷笑：Who is such a brutal animal?!
Lyu-bu退后三步
(灯光渐渐变暗直到看不见为止. Lyu-bu walks out slowly from the right of the stage, 灯光只打在他身上)
Lyu-bu：（心里） [Looking troubled, with a sword on his hand]
To be or not to be, that is always the question. On one side,
it is my own father, but the other, my dearest lady.
(响起“左右为难”高潮段音乐，“一边是友情，一边是爱情”) Oh, Lord! What should I do? Dong-zhou is so brutal and heartless, but he is my father after all! I can’t kill him.
[Puts down the sword] But, what about Diao-chan? I can’t live without her! She is so helpless under Dong-zhou’s control.
I must save her. Yes, I must save her, despite of anything!
[He draws out the sword again]
(灯光全部打开，照亮整个舞台)
Lyu-bu: Father, I want Diao-chan back.
Dong-zhou: No way. She belongs to me.
Lyu-bu: But I love her! I want her to be with me, despite
of anything!
Dong-zhou: Never. She is mine!
Lyu-bu: [Charges Dong-zhou with the sword] Then, this is
what you deserve![刀刺向董卓]
Dong-zhou: What are you doing, my son? Don’t be foolish…
Auh…(Be killed by Lyu-bu.)
Lyu-bu: [His hands shaking] I…I have killed my own father!
I have killed my own father. …What have I done?
[ 他重重地蹲了下去，垂头丧气。灯光变得很昏暗，
只有追光灯打在他身上]
Diao-chan： General Lyu.
[Lyu-bu听到Diao-chan的声音，突然抬起头。]
Diao-chan： Let’s go. Leave away from here.
Lyu[沉思片刻,使他此感中走了出来]: Yes, my dear.
[Lyu-bu走到Dong-zhuo跟前重重地踢上一脚，然后和Diao-chan
慢慢地小步离去，
舞台上剩下Dong-zhuo的尸体和Lyu-bu & Diao-chan 的背影。
Introcer (背景音乐起)：After Dong Zhou’s death,
the turbulent
country had restored into a peaceful lank.
Diao Chan, the matchless beauty, the plain slave-girl.
She sacrificed her own happiness for the best of her country.
And gained her position in the Man-controlled era.
Today, we still remember the love story of Lyubu and Diao-Chan,
not for its sincerity, its heartbreak effect. But for its
concern with the future of the country .We extol Diao-Chan ,
noras much she was one of the 4-beauties of Ancient China as
she was a real heroine.

The end

E. 求英语情景剧剧本，大概10分钟，最好有关大学校园生活的，内容积极，不要恶搞，搞笑点没事。

101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.

F. 求英语话剧（大学四人女生的，大约6分钟）

THE MASK 面膜
剧情大意：
Julie是一个很爱美的高中生，在班上人缘很好，但是她爱美的个性使得她变得有些自傲。对於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上线的同班同学。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后发现自己脸上长了一个很大的脓疱，於是她将浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在脸上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就发生了……
Narrator
Julie
Cathy
Debbie
Teresa
David
Julie’s dad
Julie’s mom
Classmate A
Classmate B
Classmate C
Classmate D

Scene 1
Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, ring lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on.
Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool.
Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange?
Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently)
(The other girls laugh)
Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy?
Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow!
(The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.)
Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up?
Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly!
Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up!
Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right.
Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.)
(Cathy is irritated and tears drop.)
Scene 2
Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.
David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie?
Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday.
David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight!
Julie: It was an emergency!
David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie’s face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way.
Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It’s huge! It’s so big!
David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I’m not surprised. (Laugh and leave.)
Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency.
(Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.)
Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water.
(Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right?
(Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.)
Narrator: So that’s exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla!
(Lights off)
Scene 3
(The alarm clock goes off at six o’clock)
Narrator: It’s another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o’clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there’s something wrong…(Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.)
Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn’t even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can’t. She runs to her parents’ room with the jar of mask)
Narrator: She goes to her parents’ room and wakes them up.
(Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.)
Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.)
Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face?
Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.)
Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don’t you do experiments in science any more or what?
Julie: Gffrr…
Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You’re going to school. I’m sure the mask will come off sooner or later.
Jule: HHRGGHHDD!!
Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient.
Narrator: Julie couldn’t believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today?
Scene 4
Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie?
Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny!
Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?
Classmate B: She’s just like the green giant—Hulk. (They both laugh at Julie)
Debbie: You look like the Ness Monster! Can we call you Nessie? (Two girls burst into a laugh)
(The whole class start laughing. Then the first class bell rings)
Teresa: Listen Nessie, your face is green, my T-shirt’s pink and Debbie’s jeans are blue. We can’t possibly sit together today!
(They both laugh and walk away. Cathy sees that scene.)
Cathy: Hi, Julie. There’s a seat next to me, if you want. (They go to the back of the classroom and sit down.)
Cathy: Hey, come on, silly. Don’t cry because of them. They’re just stupid.
(Julie can’t help stop, and salty tears run down her face. Cathy starts smiling and gets a mirror out her bag.)
Cathy: Look, Julie!
Julie: NNNGGGG!(She doesn’t want to look at her horrible green face.)
Cathy: Look! (Julie looks into the mirror.) The salt in your tears is reacting with the mask, you see. A simple chemical reaction. Can you speak now?
Julie: Yes! Yes, I can. Oh Cathy, thank you so much. I’m so sorry I was horrible to you yesterday.
Cathy: Don’t worry, Julie. Now do you understand how I felt?
Julie: Hmm, Terrible. Oh no, here comes Doctor Murphy. I haven’t done my homework!
Cathy: Here you are, Julie, you can mine.
Julie: Oh thanks a lot, Cath. You are too good to me. How can you ever forgive me?
~The End~

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G. 大学英语话剧

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》
Scene1
（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）
Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。“襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序”。
（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）
A：Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.
B:(看看手表)25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.
A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't(指那堆挤来挤去的人)like this!
B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?
A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~
Scene2
(A的办公室内)
Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……
(A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进)
秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.
(秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进)
A:Morning.Please sit down.
音：(拿着几张CD)That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.
A:(翻看CD)All right.Goodbye!(停顿片刻)The next one!(体育老师上)
A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?
体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?
A:Er...Baskerball is Okay.
体：Good!Boys,come on!(演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐)
体：Are you satisfied?
A:Em...just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.
体：Ok.Have a good week!(体育老师下，秘书和服务员上)
秘：A,It's time to have lunch.(退到一旁)
服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?
A:Mmm...Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.
服：Thank you.(鞠躬)Wait a moment,please.(下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ，A翻看杂志)
秘：(整理完毕，打开文件夹)The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.
A:Really?That's great.(饭菜送上)That's tips.
服：Thank you very much.(退场)
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！
(A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团)
(数分钟后)
A：(伸个懒腰)So great that my computer's homework has finished.
Scene4
Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——
面试官：(很礼貌地请A离开)I'm so sorry!
(A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话“Narrator:I'm so sorry……")
Scene5
(听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡)
Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……
老师：(很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量)Good afternoon!!!A!!!
A:(换个睡觉姿势)En...Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.(抓起试卷递上去)
老师：(看到空白的试卷，摇摇头)I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!
(下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A)
B：Hey!(看表)You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!
A:(刚刚清醒)Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!(欢呼)It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?
B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?
A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around(欢快语气).
B:So you won't sleep in the class?
A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!
B:Well,let's go!
Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?(音乐起)
~The End~

H. 跪求一篇关于大学生活有关的英文4人短剧

True meaning of college life
旁白一：
What’s
the
true
meaning
of
the
life?
This
question
is
hovering
in
my
mind
when
I
entered the college
。
（多镜头切换，从不同视角拍主角在在操场行走）

生活的真正意义是什么？当我迈进大学开始，这个问题就在我的脑海盘旋。

（开始回忆最开始进入大学的时候）
I still remember that day when I came here first day.
（提
着行李箱，站在南门，抬头着校门对大学充满了期望）
As time goes by, I feel more and more
confused about the college life. Because this problem has been bothering me for long. I try my
best to find the answer, but everybody has his own feeling.
我仍然记得我第一天来到这里的情形。
时光流逝，
我对于大学生活越来越困惑。
这个问题困
扰我很久了，我尽我所能的去寻找答案，但是人人都有自己的理解。

Scene 1
第一人：

旁白：
Hey, guy, may I ask what university life is like in your mind?
同学，请问你心中的大学生活是什么样子的
?
A: well, speaking of university life, it should be rich. In my opinion, we shouldn
’
t waste the time.
What
we
should
do
is
to
make
good
use
of
every
minute.
What
’

more,
young
as
we
are,
university life should be filled with passion. We should go out for the outside world, experiencing
something new.
A
：奥，大学生活啊，应该是充实的。在我看来，不应该任时间被浪费掉。应该充分利用每
一分钟。其次，
对于年轻人而言，大学生活还应该是富有激情的。
我们要多出去见识一下世
面，多闯荡闯荡。

B:I rarely surf the Internet in my daily life, sometimes I just do for some profiles and current affair
s. In my opinion,I think we should go out for a walk more, rather than stay in the dormitory, chat
on the Internet, see some bad idol drama.Oh,look at this book,it is very wonderful and amazing,i
t is useful.
I’ve
been appealed to it.Oh .I am so sorry, It is time for listening.
翻译：我平时很少上网，偶尔上网也是为了查查资料，了解时事而已啦。在我看来，我们应
该多出去走走，而不是天天呆在宿舍，上网聊天，看些乱七八糟的偶像剧。看看这本书，它
非常的精彩，也非常的有用。我已经被它深深的吸引了。哦，非常抱歉，我该练习听力了！

第三人：

旁白：
hey, guy, what are you doing?
C: studying of course, what else will you do, if you don
’
t study on campus? Shit! Stand by please,
I
’
m very busy. Don
’
t bother me, OK? Come on! Come on! Come on! Oh my GOD!
OK! OK! Take it easy. Frankly speaking, as an alt, what the most important is enjoying yourself
here and now. We have no time before we really go to work.
Don’t
you think so?

C
：当然是在学习吗！来大学不学习，那是来干什么的！

第四人：

D:
Stupid
Cunt!
College
isn
’
t
the
ivory
tower
that
you
have
imagined!
College
is
bridge
which
relates
us
to
society.
College
students
are
supposed
to
take
a
knowledge
for
the
society
in

advance and get out for the outside world!(QQ
声音响起
)Oh
，
It is high time that I talked about
the practical
job. Don’t
bother me.

旁白二：
Having listened to all the answer, life is becoming more vast and hazy for me. I think it is
not what I want. What exactly university life is like; I cannot wait for a second
to
find out the
answer. I want to get more.
在听了他们的答案后，
我对生活更加迷茫。
我想这不是我要的答案。
那大学生活打底应该想
什么样啊？我等不及了，我想知道更多的答案。

Scene 2
E: Now I am finally experiencing the university which I have been dreaming for a long time! I have
dreamt about the university life is this?
(
早上
9
点才起床，伸懒腰，戴上眼镜。在床上完了一会手机，一晃就
10
点半啦。慢吞吞的
下床，继续打游戏
)
E: However, now this is like:
(
凌晨
5
点半起床，匆匆忙忙起床，在电脑上查阅资料，写作业，一直重复这样的工作直到
12
点，才缓缓地上床睡觉。

F: Now that we have come to university, I thought it would be like this:
But actually:
(
与美女擦肩邂逅，共同学习，约会；实际上，碰了一个哥们儿，成为了好基友
)

旁白三：
My d
ormitory mates don’t give me the answer. I would figure out my life. I would catch
the true meaning of the college life.
我的室友没有给我答案。我想自己去追寻生活，我自己去找寻真谛。

Scene 3

C: Hi! Did you see the recruitment of a variety of part-time job? It sounds nice!
嗨，你看到了很多兼职在招人吗？听上去不错额！

D:
I
saw
that!
There
would
be
a
lot
of
little
posters
around
the
university,
says
“
Recruitment
……
100 Yuan an hour.
”
I have just done plenty of part-time jobs, such as a private
tutor, a laptop salesman, a KFC salesman and so on. Let me see, oh, adding up to five .I think that
I could make much money.

我看见了。校园里到处都是很多小广告，上面写着“招聘
……
一小时
100
元”我已经找了很
多兼职了，比如家教，电脑销售员，肯德基服务员等等。让我想想，加起来有
5
个吧。我想
这可以转不少的钱啦

C: Oh my god, five? You must be crazy. You have taken in so many part-time jobs, will you have
enough time to complete your study? Don
’
t forget that you have also joined the Student
’
s Union.
我的天哪，
5
个？你肯定是疯了。你找了这么多兼职，你还是时间学习吗？别忘了，你还参
加了学生会额。

D: You thought too much, association is just a few people gathering around for playing, how busy

I. 大学英语课上的小短剧，三分钟，四个人，题目是关于日常大学生活的，谢谢

《不屈的生命》校园励志话剧剧本

人物：艾新（美院学生）、女青年、中年男子、美院院长

开场：艾新坐在舞台中央，旁边一张醒目的招牌：免费画像。艾新抱着一块画板，耳朵上夹着一支铅笔，低
头沉思着什么。

场外音：某星期天下午，市中心广场。

一面容忧愁的女士走过来，想要坐下，又有些犹豫。艾新抬起头，微笑着请女士坐下，她才很勉强地坐下了
，并下意识地捋了一下有些乱的头发，显得有些局促不安。艾新示意她放松，随后将画板搁在自己的双腿上
，取下耳朵上的铅笔，开始作画，他画画的动作很洒脱，透出专业和自信。

艾新：你好象很不开心？

女士：你怎么知道？

艾新：我是学画画的，这点观察力还是有的。

女士：（有点想哭）我不开心和你有什么关系？

艾新：对，本来我们之间是没有什么关系，我只是希望我看到的每个人都能快快乐乐的。

女士：（略为所动，但还是有些犹豫，良久）那，那我问你一个问题？

艾新：你问吧！

女士：你，你觉得我是不是――长得――特别难看？（又捋了捋头发，很紧张地等待着回答，显然这个答案
对她来说很重要）

艾新：不，谁说的？谁这么没有眼光？你蛮好看的。

女士：（发自内心的一笑，但马上又收起笑容）你骗我！

艾新：我没有骗你，你长得真的很有特点，很象一幅很有名的油画里的女子，尤其是眼神，那种淡淡的忧郁
，有一种飘忽不定的高贵的气质。太象了，哦！想起来了，是陈易飞的一幅油画，名字叫《忧郁的秋天》，
画的是一位美丽的女子，凭窗而望，思念远方的心上人。就因为那眼神，这幅画还获得过国际大奖呢？

女士：是吗？（从包里翻出一面小镜子，顾影自怜起来，很快又收起来）你是美院的学生吧？

艾新：是啊，我是美术学院的

女士：搞艺术的就是不一样，看东西就比一般人准！

艾新：呵，过奖过奖！

女士：其实我――我一直是一个很自卑的人，害怕与别人交往。

艾新：那又何必呢？其实每个人都有自己的闪光之处，只是有些人的明显，比如漂亮的脸蛋，匀称的身材，
有些人的优点隐藏在他们的外表之后，比如善良的品行、平和的性格，优雅的气质……我倒觉得后者更为持
久更为可贵。

女士：话虽这么说，可是世人的眼光……

艾新：为什么要去管别人的眼光呢？你的生命是你自己的！

艾新已经将画完成，但并没有马上将画交给女士。

艾新：我有个请求？

女士：啊？什么请求？

艾新：你可以把这幅画送给我吗？要不，我再给你画一张？

女士：（赶快抢过画）那可不行！（拿着画细细地端详着，不觉会心地一笑，自言自语：真的很好看呢。慢
慢将画卷好，将手背在身后，咬着嘴角）谢谢你啊！

艾新：不用客气！

女士：那，那再见！（踏着轻快的步伐离去）

艾欣：再见

望着远去的女士，艾新有陷入沉思，似乎自己也有什么心事。

一男子出场。一边走一边打着手机

男子：什么？他们突然不签了！损失了多少？一百多万？（一只手在头上挠着）什么？银行的张行长又来催
帐了？最迟这个月底？妈呀，这笔生意没做成，到月底哪儿弄钱去！好好好，你自个儿看着办吧，别来烦我
！（关上手机，走了两步，手机又响了）喂，找谁？打错了！（生气地关掉，马上又响了）你有病……哦！
老婆啊！（声音变得柔和起来）你在哪儿？在纽约啊，好好，什么！在纽约？老婆你别开玩笑了，我现在烦
着呢！没开玩笑！？（愕然）你在那儿干吗？你不是去上海的同学家了吗？怎么转眼就到了英国了，啊？美
国。什么？你说大声点！我听不清楚，祝我幸福？祝我――幸福（失魂落魄地，差一点倒下，艾欣赶紧过去
扶着他）

艾新：先生，你没事吧？你先坐会？

男子：坐会？哦，坐会，是该――坐会了。（坐下，双眼发直）

艾新：你怎么样？不要紧吧？（男子摸着额头，神情木然）

艾新：先生你坐直了，我给你画张像吧，

不收钱的。

男子：画像？哦，画像，画吧，年轻人，就给我画张――画张遗像吧！（往椅子后背上一躺，双眼紧闭）

艾新：先生你可真会开玩笑！

这时，一位学者模样的老人悄悄地站在他们旁边，看着艾新画画。

艾新：（开始画画）哎，先生你的长相，挺奇怪的，头部的比例好象，好象不大对呀。

男子：（睁开眼）不对！我今天到底是怎么啦？！公司跨了，老婆跑了，现在连我的长相也不对！呵呵！好
啊，好，不对就不对吧！反正活着也没有什么意思了。

艾新：先生你别着急，你听我慢慢给你分析，我们搞美术的都知道一种说法，就是三庭五眼。所谓三庭就是
说从人的发际到眉心，从眉心到鼻底，从鼻底到下巴，长度是相等的。但你看看，你的发际到眉心那一段，
就是额头，是不是明显地比其他两段长一些……

男子：（急忙打断）那又怎么样？

艾新：我研究过曾国藩关于相面的一本传世奇书《冰鉴》，按照上面的说法，这样的人大都聪慧敏捷，才智
过人，但前半生都浮沉不定，尤其到了而立之年，还要遭受巨大的变故，事业和婚姻都可能出现大的危机啊
！

男子：（又闭上眼，向后一仰，下意识地摸着自己的额头）难怪啊！我就老觉得这大脑门儿不对劲，（站起
朝着艾新）你说我爸妈怎么就给我这样一个大脑门儿呢？

艾新：我还没有说完呢，书上还说，在这场大的挫折之后，这个人如果怨天尤人，灰心丧气，这辈子很可能
就一蹶不振了，但如果他能继续拼搏，重整河山，凭他的天分，还会有惊人的成就，后福不可限量啊？

男子：啊？！重整河山？哼，我怕是没有那力气了。

艾新：怎么没有？你看（将画递过去）你多精神！

男子：（看着画，自言自语）这――是我吗，（眉头紧锁，象在思考什么，良久，象突然顿悟，握住艾新的
手，激动地）小伙子，你真是一语点醒梦中人啊！你说得对，这点挫折算什么，连这点打击都承受不起，我
还算什么大男人？我要重整旗鼓！我要重整旗鼓！（下场）

（男子走后，艾新疲惫地摸着头坐下，那老者轻轻地坐在他的对面。艾新注意到旁边的老者，赶快强打起精
神。）

艾新：老人家，您也要画像？

院长：画吧（慈祥地看着艾新）你每个星期天都在这里画？

艾新：哦，差不多有两年了吧！

院长：那为什么呢，还是免费的？

艾新：一方面为别人做点事情，另一方面嘛，也能提高自己的绘画水平，您看，我给你们免费画像，你们也
不是在为我免费做模特吗？

院长：（笑着）你还真会算帐。小伙子，你也给我看看相如何？

艾新：（也笑了）嗨！老人家，我哪儿会看什么像，刚才那些话，都是我瞎编的。

院长：那又为什么呢？

艾新：为了让他快乐点，为了让他仍然对生命充满热情和希望。

院长：你对每个人都是这样吗？

艾新：在我眼中，世界上的每一个生命都是造物主的恩赐，都应该快快乐乐，但这只是我的希望而已，生命
中――总会有痛苦和不幸。

院长：那，那你自己呢？你――快乐吗？

艾新：我？（猛地一怔，抬头看着老者）我快乐啊！很快乐。哎，老人家有些面熟啊！

院长：哦？是吗？（良久）小伙子，你看这阳光，多好啊！

艾新：是啊！

院长：你说乌云，它能遮挡住这阳光吗？

艾新：（抬头看看面前的老人，觉得他的问题很奇怪，似乎并不是一般人）乌云终将散去的。

一阵沉默。艾新将画给她。

艾新：老人家，您看还行吧？

院长：（并没有马上回答，静静地看着）从专业的角度上，你的画几乎是完美的，无论是解剖还是透视，还
是明暗对比，都是无可挑剔的，但有一点，小伙子，不知你发现没有？

艾新：是吗？（惊疑地看了看面前的这位老人，更觉得面熟，又仔细地看着画）

院长：尽管你一直想把快乐带给别人，但你自己的心里却并不快乐，你看你的笔触，那么沉重，我能从你的
笔触里感受到你内心的矛盾和痛苦。（艾新惊得手中的铅笔掉落地上）

艾新：啊？您是？（弯身捡铅笔）

院长：何中立。

艾新：何中立？（吃惊，又很兴奋）院长！难怪您这么面熟，您怎么会？

院长：我首先要告诉你一个好消息，你的那？

幅油画《不屈的生命》，已经入选第十八届巴黎国际绘画展，这
是我国美术作品近十年来首次入选。这不仅是我们学院的无限光荣，也是我国美术界的光荣。祝贺你啊，艾
新！（握住艾欣的手）

艾新：是吗！太好了（由兴奋又转入沉郁）院长，其实我一直想做您的学生……

院长：你已经是我的学生了。你已经被保送为我的研究生了，下学期一开学……

艾新：（抢过）下学期？还有几个月？（掰着手指）我，我怕是没有――下学期了（眼泪夺眶而出）

院长：不，你不仅有下学期，还有很长很长的人生路，跟我走吧艾新。（拉起艾新的手）

艾新：走，去哪儿？

院长：去，去医院啊！

艾新：医院？我，可是……

院长：我是今天早上才接到医院的电话，知道你――知道你患了白血病，你为什么要瞒着大家！

艾新：我……

院长：我知道你是怎么想的，你对别人有爱心，怎么对自己就没有爱心了，白血病不是不治之症啊，刚才我
召集全校教师开了一个紧急会议，决定在明天，就是明天，搞一个美院师生作品拍卖会，所得的钱首先作为
你的医疗费用，所有的人都举手同意的。另外同学们也都知道了，好多同学都主动要求为你捐献骨髓……

艾新：院长，我该怎么感谢大家？

院长：走吧（拉着艾新的手），象你画中的那棵树一样，要有不屈的生命！

J. 适合大学生演出的英语话剧有哪些

经典的重点大学经常演出的英语话剧：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀东南飞》
《老爸英明》
《爱的阳光》
《毕业生》
《白雪公主》

前段时间学校英语节舞台剧比赛，排的《哈姆雷特》