大学生英语情景剧
『壹』 求英语情景剧剧本 6篇都是4个人的
参考:
A; Hey. guys , where are we now? I guess we have got lost in this city!!
B: Yeah , I think so too. this is not our destination.
C:Lets look up the map... uhm.... the place we stay is ,....(looking the map).
D: oh. come on, this is the first time we come here. my mum must be very nevers if she konws i get lost in Hangzhou!
B;Dont worry . boy. behave like a man!
A:lets make a telephone to my friend who ilves in Hangzhou for years. (finding the phone) Oh my god! i lost my packet in the bus! what can I do now!?
B: calm down ,boy. tell me the detial about this.
A: I put my packet behind me when I am sit in the bus . and i must forget to get it back!
C: Do you remember the number of that bus?
A:No....(sad)
D: I remember ! that is ******
C; Oh thanks godness!!
B: lets go to the police station over there..
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你未说明具体要求 ,例如 多长的对话. 我写了第一个.如果你觉得有问题可以问我,
之后我可以把其它部分发给你. 学习愉快!
『贰』 急求大学英语情景剧，4人或5人的，励志加点搞笑，英语课堂上表演用的。谢谢
英语剧本：骄傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（软翻上）
小猴：（围着小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒极了！棒极了！让我也来一个。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don’t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你们两个，别再闹了。 森林音乐会将要开始了。
You’d better go and prepare for it.
你们最好快去做准备工作吧！
小猴：Look, I’m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排练吗？（准备前滚翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don’t play any more.
你这个调皮的猴子，别贪玩了。
小松鼠：Let’s go! Little monkey! 我们走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我们一起走吗？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I’m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I’ll be back soon.
谢谢！但我还要去请孔雀来参加我们的音乐会。我马上就回来。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等会见！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自语地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美丽的孔雀。 你在哪里？ 你能听到我在叫你吗？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I’m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩缤纷的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美丽的冠子。 你们谁有呢？ 哦！你说什么？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don’t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有没有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I’m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美丽的孔雀。 我正到处找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我们要举行一个森林音乐会。你愿意一起参加吗？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我从不和丑陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵这么长，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（对观众）
他们太可怕了。 并且你所有的朋友都和你一样丑陋。你们说呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That’s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美丽的孔雀， 你太骄傲了。 这对你不好。 虽然我们并不漂亮。
We’ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我们会帮助你在你困难的时候，请成为我们的朋友吧！并请参加我们的音乐剧吧！
We all like your dance.我们都喜欢你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I’ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我从不为丑陋的人跳舞。 并且我不需要你们的帮助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美丽的孔雀……
孔雀：（打断狐狸的话）Don’t say any more. You ugly fox.
你别说了，丑陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必须走了。 你太骄傲了。
孔雀：（独白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，阳光多好啊。 让我在这树下美美的睡上一觉。
大灰狼：（自言自语）I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太饿了。 我太饿了。 那些小精灵们团结的那么紧。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我听说他们又搞什么森林音乐会。 我连抓住他们的机会都没有。
I’m so hungry. Oh, there’s a big hole in the tree.
What’s in it? Is there something for me?
我太饿了。 哦，那棵树里有一个大洞。 那里面有什么呢？有什么可吃的呢？
Oh, what’s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won’t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什么？一只美丽的孔雀。 我想我不会再饿肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那两只结实的胳膊。他们定是美味的。
孔雀：（惊吓的）Oh! My god. Who’s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什么？你想干什么？
大灰狼：Aha! I’m your good friend. Don’t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 别害怕。
孔雀：I haven’t got any friends. 我从来没有朋友。
大灰狼：That’s OK! Otherwise I’ll have no such a chance.
这就对了！否则的话我怎么会有这样的机会呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一只大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I’m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你说对了。 我太饿了。 你是我丰盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don’t run away. My little dear!
别跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
听！谁在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 谁在喊救命？
（幕内）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it’s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let’s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一只狼正在追赶她。 我的朋友们，让我们快去帮她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (声音渐弱，倒下，狼正要扑过去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你这可恶的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I’ll kill you.
滚开！小东西！滚开！要不我就杀了你。
鹿：If you don’t want to die. You’d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的话。 你最好马上离开这儿。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饶了我吧！ 饶了我吧！
鹿：Don’t bully us again.
以后不许再伤害我们的朋友。
大灰狼：I won’t.! I won’t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 谢谢你！谢谢你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don’t cry any more ! 别哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
让我给你检查一下，没事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美丽的孔雀，让我来帮助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
谢谢你们，让我成为你们的朋友吧！让我为你们表演最美的舞蹈。
众：Welcome! Welcome ! 欢迎欢迎！
鹿：Now let’s go and have our forest concert.
现在让我们一起去开森林音乐会吧！
众：Ok! Let’s go together!
好！我们走！
『叁』 求适合六个女生演的英文情景剧剧本，我们是大学生哦，求推荐啦
音乐之声，很经典的英语音乐剧，全场也基本都是女生。
网上都有那个电影的，楼主可以参考一下。
推荐场景：
玛丽教几个孩子学音阶时的那个，里面有一首很经典有简单的英语歌曲，而且场景也算简单，表演性很强
这是剧本：http://wenku..com/view/c9eeb5c2d5bbfd0a7956732c.html
推荐段落：
Maria:Maria.
我叫玛利亚
Captain
：
Ok,Maria.You
are
childrensincetheirmotherdied.Ithinkyouwillbetter
thanthelastgoverness,shestayedonlytwohours.
好吧，玛利亚，你是孩子的母亲去世后的第十二位看护。我想你会比前一个看
护要强，因为她只待了两小时。
Maria:What
’
swrongwiththechildren,sir?
先生，孩子们怎么了？
Captain
：
Nothingiswrongwiththechildren,onlythegovernesses.
„
OK!Maria.AsyouknowI
’
macaptain.Ihopeyouwillbe
stricttothechildrenasIdo.
孩子很好，只是看护不行。„好吧，玛利亚，你知道，我是个上校，我希望你
对孩子像我一样严格。
Maria:Yes,sir.
是的，先生。
Captain
：
Thisisthesignal.
这是给他们的讯号。
(
吹哨，孩子们列队出来。并在哨声的示意下整齐的站成一排
)
Captain
：
Everybody!Thisisyournewgoverness,Maria.Nowgiveyour
nameatthesignal.
孩子们，这是你们的新看护，玛利亚。现在听到哨声后报出你们的名字。
每吹一声哨子，孩子们依次上前报出自己的名字。）
大女儿
:
Lisa.
大儿子
：
Nick.
二儿子
：
Bill.
三儿子
：
Harry.
二女儿
：
Kelly.
小儿子
：
Kurt
小女儿：上前一步，但没说话。
Captain
：
Emily.
(
代小女儿回答
)
（
向
Maria
）
Nowlet
’
sseehowwellyouusetheWhistle.
现在让我们看看你会不会用哨子发命令。
（把哨子递给玛利亚）
Maria:Idon
’
tneedawhistle,Captain.Iwillusetheirnames,such
lovelynames.
我不需要哨子，上校。我要用他们的名字，这些名字太可爱了。
Captain
：
Thisisalargehouse,andIdon
’
twanttohaveany
shouting.
我家房子太大，我不想听到你大呼小叫的。
Maria:Butsir,whistleisforanimals,notforchildren!
但是上校，哨子是针对动物的，而不是孩子！
Captain
：
(
权威受到挑战，很生气，转身离开
)
Uptoyou!
你随便！
(Captain
一走，孩子们就很放松
)
Maria:Atease.
稍息。
Well,nowtherearejustus,wouldyoupleasetellmeyour
namesagain,andhowoldyouare?
现在只剩我们了，可不可以再给我说一下你们的名字，还有年纪。
Lisa:I
’
mLisa.I
’
m16yearsold,andIdon
’
tneedagoverness
！
我叫丽莎，我
16
岁了，我不需要看护！
Maria:I
’
mgladyoutoldme,Lisa.Wewilljustbegoodfriends.
很高兴你能告诉我，丽莎。我们将会成为好朋友的。
Nick
：
I
’
mNick.I
’
m14,Iamimpossible!
我叫尼克，我
14
了，我会让你受不了的！
Maria:Really?Whotoldyouthat,Nick?
真的吗？谁告诉你的，尼克？
Nick:Thelastgoverness.
上一个看护。
Bill
：
I
’
m
Bill
,I
’
m13yearsold,I
’
mincorrigible
！
我叫比尔，我
13
岁了，我是个不可救药的人！
Maria:Whatis
“
incorrigible
”
?
Ithinkitmeansyouwon
’
tbetreatedlikeaboy.
什么是“不可救药”？我想它的意思是你将不会被当做一个小男孩来对待。
Harry
：
IamKurt.
我是库尔特。
Maria:Youdidn
’
ttellmehowoldyouare,Harry.
你没告诉我你的年龄，哈利。
Kurt
：
I
’
mKurt,heisHarry,he
’
s11yearsold,andI
’
m7.Youare
smart.
我才是库尔特，他是哈利，他
11
岁了，我
7
岁，你还挺聪明的嘛！
Kelly
：
(
很亲密地靠近
)
I
’
mKelly,I
’
mgoingtobe9yearsold.AndI
likepink.
我是凯莉，我马上就
9
岁了，我喜欢粉色。
。。。。。
。
一直到：结束！
『肆』 4人英语情景剧3-4分钟
Break a fly on the wheel
A:Look,I just had a letter from my old friend C.He lives in Beijing now.He has a trouble and wants me to help him as soon as possible.
B:It’s urgent and is must it must be very important.I also want to see him soon.
A:I think you will be interested in his photos.Look there he is.
C:He looks strange and worried.I think he must meet a big trouble.
B:I don’t think so.I think he is in a large trouble.
A:Ok I will take a plane to visit him right now.
B&C:I will go with you.Maybe I can offer some help.
A:Let’s go!
(On the way to the airport)
B:How old is he?
A:He is thirteen.
C:Oh,he is the same age as us.
A:He is very sentimental.
B:I’ve got it from his picture.
(Arrive at Beijing)
A:Look,there he is.Hey!
Y:Hey!
B:What trouble do you have?
C:Yeah,why do you want us to help you?
Y:I have some problem on my math homework.I don’t know how to do it!
A,B&C:Oh my God!
『伍』 5分钟英语话剧带翻译8人最好在校园
英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）
开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） oh my gad i'm over
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英雄泪满襟！ I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack.
It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful"
蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said;
（曹操险些被地上的夏侯敦绊倒）
曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？（转身，看见倒在地上的夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind?
曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术？？Do not Xiahou Dun?
Is he engaged in what is called performance art?
（蒋干上前将夏侯敦一顿拍打，二人站起）
曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground?
夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子there is a very black people witha baby in his band
蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！！！it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm.
曹操：那你呢？What did you do?
夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打
曹操：然后呢？What then?
蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy
夏侯敦：唔唔！（手势如下：指指门外，右手作“九”的样子，随即作全身发冷状，然后指向自己的衣服，再指向曹操，作爪击状）
曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened?
夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible
（曹操、蒋干二人将夏侯敦拉起）
曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them.
蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ......
夏侯敦：唔！唔唔唔~！（抡起两拳，作欲与敌人搏斗状）
（三人下）
第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云
（刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三人上）
旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.
、
（诸葛亮走在前面，张飞、刘备二人紧跟其后）
诸葛亮：（转头）主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it?
刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，it's very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat
诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain!
刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know it's going to rain？
诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，（以手指前方）看天，那边有一块黑云来了！First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming!
（赵云上）
张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面啊！Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute!
（张飞迎上）
张飞：子龙！ long
赵云：翼德救我！ help!!! brother three.
（张飞下）
赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经……（悲愤状，取出布包，打开并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid...
赵云：kao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！！ oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳！
（赵云转身面向刘备）
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
（刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗）
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧！！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！！（阿斗摔下）
（赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞）
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！（自恋状）！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！！！（走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操（在台下）：啊~！！！（惨烈地）
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did zhangfei return to one's former career ？Go to see what happen?
（三人下）
第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮
旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，zhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo
（张飞上，在台上转一圈后，如京剧拿柱般亮相，定格）
曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！（奸笑中）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑中）
（三人奸笑上台）代写剧本 www.jiaoke.com
张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！！ Wa!You, The hot dog, come back !
夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。。。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，i'm afaid
曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have!
张飞：我便是那燕（yān）人张翼德！（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jing! (clenches teeth)
曹操：阉人？？原来只是一个太监……夏侯敦，上去解决他！
You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it!
（夏侯敦低头猫腰冲出）
夏侯敦：唔！唔~唔！
（二人打在一起）（定格）
蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly
曹操：你怎么知道？How dou you know it?
蒋干：《真三国无双叁》，长坂的任务啊！！ "Really,it is the game's ty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!!
曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！
I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself.
（张飞与夏侯敦二人继续，张飞一枪击中夏侯敦）
夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again又被打败了 （蒋干上前将夏侯敦拖回）
曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？
Why does that coward become so brave?
张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one!
曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated!
张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you……
（夏侯敦跃起）
夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（以手捂耳，跑下）
曹操：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
蒋干：啊！（惨厉的叫声，并以手捂耳）
曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调《鬼叫》协奏曲！何以如此震撼！（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking!
蒋干：（一手指张飞）快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！！（转过身去，以手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩地裂之声）
曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格）
（诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三人上）
诸葛亮：别唱啦！再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song!
刘备：三弟快打住！！（以手捂耳）Stop,stop！！（以手捂耳）
张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音不绝）
刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。Zilong，carry zhangfei back quickly。
赵云：好的！ ok
（赵云上前，以手捂住张飞的嘴，扛走，张飞依旧唱个不停）
（张飞、赵云二人下）
旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is
《Only You》.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕~~)。
『陆』 求英语情景剧剧本，大概10分钟，最好有关大学校园生活的，内容积极，不要恶搞，搞笑点没事。
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
『柒』 英语情景剧6人
The Gifts
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
礼 物
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧！
希望能对你有帮助，望采纳！